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Fri, 08/02/2002 - 9:33am
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You’re so ugly, you make onions cry.
Joined: 08/02/2002
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Hi all, I've been checking the forum from time to time, figured I'd go ahead and get ugly.

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yup, this is the end of the post.

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Fri, 08/02/2002 - 11:39pm
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You're so Ugly your dog won't even play with you
Joined: 07/17/2001
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Well get ugly then Mr M pulsive.... what you got to say??

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Mon, 05/02/2005 - 4:54pm
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You're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, you got arrested for mooning!
Joined: 04/07/2005
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he feels special:D that he finally got off his ass like me and registered

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Mon, 05/02/2005 - 5:22pm
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You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
Joined: 04/25/2003
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welcome M Pulse!

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Mon, 05/02/2005 - 5:24pm
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You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
Joined: 08/21/2004
Posts: 4917

Hey Jackie! take a look at the original posting date!LOL!!

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Mon, 05/02/2005 - 5:30pm
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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
Joined: 03/29/2005
Posts: 218

Now THATS entertaing LMAO!

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Mon, 05/02/2005 - 7:26pm
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You're so Ugly your dog won't even play with you
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well, um...this is odd...the ogional date is 2002....its 2005...im confuses..run panda run, no not dance, run!

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Mon, 05/02/2005 - 8:00pm
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You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Joined: 04/14/2005
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Haha you got me!!
I was about to wave the welcome flag!!

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Mon, 05/02/2005 - 10:10pm
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You're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, you got arrested for mooning!
Joined: 09/25/2003
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Someone's been digging deep this week. This has to be the 3rd or 4th time one of these old posts has come back up.

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Mon, 05/02/2005 - 10:26pm
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You're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, you got arrested for mooning!
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Mr M must notta been that ugly, he only has 10 posts. He was proly a twanger trying to learn somethin..

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Tue, 05/03/2005 - 12:01am
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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
Joined: 07/17/2001
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Hmm... must have something to do with my upgrades.

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Tue, 05/03/2005 - 4:37am
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You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Joined: 03/30/2004
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waddup dauwg!!....ahem......errr...... salutations my good fellow.

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Tue, 05/03/2005 - 6:48am
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You're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, you got arrested for mooning!
Joined: 10/18/2003
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maybe you should make the date in RED if it's more than a year old or sumthin' ha, i've anawered my fair share of (stupid) old posts.

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Mr M must notta been that ugly, he only has 10 posts. He was proly a twanger trying to learn somethin..

maybe he sold his PC to get his Bass out a hock!? -hey - it could happen

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He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

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Tue, 05/03/2005 - 6:18pm
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You're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, you got arrested for mooning!
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i got bored and noticed this and said wow and replied lol

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Tue, 05/03/2005 - 6:21pm
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You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
Joined: 08/21/2004
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yeah, we've all replied to some oldies and goodies lately! No big!

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Wed, 05/04/2005 - 7:37am
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Welcome... but...

Just how long did it take you to decide to join the foums? ... Mr M Pulsive?

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Wed, 05/04/2005 - 8:11pm
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You're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, you got arrested for mooning!
Joined: 02/11/2003
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ok this if funny, but whats even funnier is that there are now 10 posts after demon pointed out that its old. wait mine makes 11, I guess I am just adding to the silly-ness. hehe

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