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Tue, 12/31/2002 - 7:50am

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What's her face from Kitty, I think she's even 18 now!! and I only live 2 hours from her. Ok, now I feel like a dirty old stalker man.

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Wed, 01/01/2003 - 8:00pm

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I'm quite fond of myself.

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Sat, 01/04/2003 - 2:28am

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Quote: from FlyGuyMikeyP on 6:00 pm on Jan. 1, 2003
I'm quite fond of myself.

I'm quite fond of myself too... but I prefer not to talk about my relationship with Rosie Palmer in public....

I don't know any pretty bass players. They're all guitarists now.

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Wed, 01/22/2003 - 8:17pm

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Thank you Ariana. Those pics are great. I love females who are bottomfeeders. I need to go be alone now. ;)

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Fri, 02/07/2003 - 1:23pm

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I've got to go with Sean Yseult. There are prettier, but Sean is just raw sex.

Sun, 02/16/2003 - 7:19pm

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oh yeah, suzi quattro i forgot about her,yummers!
bowies bass player is tracey wormworth i believe, for who asked.
princes bass players pretty hot.
and i was never attracted to whatsher name "all i wanna do is have some fun'yadayada yada
until i saw her rubbing a four string across her midriff...oh my.

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Fri, 02/28/2003 - 2:56pm

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The bass player for Cracker is pretty hot! Rock star attitude!

Tue, 12/31/2002 - 3:51am

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Nadja Peulen has my vote, for sure! I looked at the site you posted and my lord, I fell in love. She will be mine, oh yes! She will be mine.

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Tue, 12/31/2002 - 11:11am

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Quote wrote:

Quote: from headbrakemike on 11:53 pm on Dec. 30, 2002
That's a good pick ,but I say Paz Lenchantin from A Perfect Circle gets the nod!!!!

Paz was my second choice. Sorry, Paz ;)

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Thu, 01/02/2003 - 11:03am

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Quote: from mariscos on 4:43 am on Jan. 1, 2003
Now, I'm a chick myself, so maybe I don't know what guys like, but I'm sort of surprised nobody has mentioned Greta Brinkman.

I was just looking to see if someone said Greta. I appreciate her too because she uses a lefty bass like I do. True lefties can be famous too!!!

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Thu, 01/02/2003 - 12:54pm

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Quote wrote:

Quote: from FlyGuyMikeyP on 2:00 am on Jan. 2, 2003
I'm quite fond of myself.

FlyGuyMikeyP was my third choice. Sorry, FlyGuyMikeyP ;)

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Thu, 01/02/2003 - 11:37pm

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Greta is hot, however my all time favorite prettiest bass player would have to be Suzi Quatro.

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Sat, 01/04/2003 - 5:10pm

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how bout the girl who plays bass for david bowie? Im not sure if she still does but her name was Gale. She's classy!

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Tue, 01/21/2003 - 1:55am

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Well i think Greta Brinkman is so drop dead gorgeous!!!!

Moby is one lucky guy to have such a beautiful Bass Player!!!!

(Edited by tunes4x at 1:55 am on Jan. 21, 2003)

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Mon, 01/27/2003 - 9:21am

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I think I might start listening to Coal Chamber after checking out that link, she's pretty hot but can she play?

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Fri, 02/07/2003 - 4:16am

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Oh yeah, i almost forgot the new (well as of last year) bass player from Nashville Pussy(i forgot her name...opps.)...granted she's not 6'2", nor does she blow fire in between songs like Corey Parks, their old bassist...but what the ####...hot chick with a thunderbird and a cowboy hat wins my heart anyday.

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Tue, 02/25/2003 - 9:20am

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Paz Lenchantin, no doubt.

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Mon, 02/10/2003 - 8:02pm

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For those of you in the LA area. The traffic babe on KTLA Channel 5, Jennifer York, is an accomplished jazz player(really, I'm not making this up). She plays upright as well as electric bass and really kicks ass. I believe her web site is yorktrio.com. If not, I'm sure there is a link on the KTLA site. And let me tell you, she plays as smok'n hot as she looks.
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Wed, 02/12/2003 - 12:22am

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Hey Davey,
Actually I live in the mountains in Wrightwood.
I rehearse in Covina with one of my two bands Love Toyz lovetoyz.com
Rock out'
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Fri, 02/28/2003 - 7:07am

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I dunno if anyone else checked out the LoveToyz and Gape, but they look AWESOME! I think we need a UBP Member Band Tour. Fit as many bands on a bill as you can, pick up bands as we move into new members areas, a constantly changing lineup...and then document it on the site, get live clips on video and audio...great promo idea!

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Fri, 02/28/2003 - 11:40am

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I think you look hot BassChick ;). You really ought to have a close up on your page though. I'm not to sure how far away York is but you should come to upstate and play TheHaunt. I could put in a good word for you.

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Mon, 12/30/2002 - 5:53pm

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That's a good pick ,but I say Paz Lenchantin from A Perfect Circle gets the nod!!!!

Wed, 01/01/2003 - 9:43am

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Now, I'm a chick myself, so maybe I don't know what guys like, but I'm sort of surprised nobody has mentioned Greta Brinkman.

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Thu, 01/02/2003 - 3:40pm

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It's okay Zeb. I'm used to being 3rd place. :sad:

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Tue, 01/21/2003 - 12:41am

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just for the boys.....
a photo gallery dedicated to chick bassers...

http://www.bunnybass.com/girls/00.girls_gallery01.shtml
Some scarey, some not, some hot.

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Mon, 01/27/2003 - 12:50pm

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Quote wrote:

Quote: from Spankenrear on 3:21 pm on Jan. 27, 2003
I think I might start listening to Coal Chamber after checking out that link, she's pretty hot but can she play?

oh yeah - she can play alright! nadja doesn't appear on any of the coal chamber albums because she replaced the original bassist. if you want to hear her play, you'll have to get hold of some live material (bootlegs?) or wait 'til they tour / release a new album.

until then, you'll have to make do with the pictures ;)

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Fri, 02/07/2003 - 4:12am

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What about Sean from White Zombie?!?! i had such a crush on her for the longest time, i think that's why i have a thing for chicks with curly hair....(curly green hair) hehe. oh yeah, i saw a perfect circle live and paz is hot as ####...she ws wearing this tight formal dress w/ high heels...####.

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Tue, 02/11/2003 - 10:20pm

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Where do you live in the LA area?

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 11:00am

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Anna form Drain STH, hands down!

Sat, 11/26/2005 - 11:22am

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What about Amy from Clatter? I think she's pretty hot.

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 11:48am

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The chick who used to be in Hole.

NO, that THAT one....the bass player....

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 12:01pm

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What's with all these old topics being re-visited? Oh well...

I'd have to agree with Rasta on this one.. Amy is beautiful

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 1:03pm

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Rhonda Smith from Prince fame, Paz Lenchantin from A perfect Circle, Suzi Quattro, The bassist from eighties heavy metal band Vixen, the bassist from the Go-Gos, Amy Humphrey from Clatter...they're all excellent Bassists' and all exceptionally attractive ladies. God bless em'!

Sat, 11/26/2005 - 1:33pm

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This thread is so old Carol Kaye is probably mentioned in it.

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 2:35pm

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Quote (tonebender @ Nov. 26 2005,12:33) wrote:

This thread is so old Carol Kaye is probably mentioned in it.

ROTFLMAO in Spades.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 2:52pm

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Hey.....!

Carol is kinda hot.

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 4:50pm

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For my two cents I'll throw out these names but in no particular order...
A) D'Arcy from Smashing Squash
B) Kim Deal from The Pixies (the whole reason I picked up a bass)
C) Paz from A Perfect Circle & Zwan
D) Sheryl Crow...yes she does play bass on quite a few of her songs.

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 7:37pm

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TB... must stop laughing, can't breath, must have air...

oh BTW, Amy from Clatter

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 10:22pm

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D) Sheryl Crow...yes she does play bass on quite a few of her songs.

I read in an interview somewhere that she actually starts the writting process on most songs with the bass.

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 10:51pm

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Can't believe no ones jumped on this one yet...Flea baby! And yes, I am not gay...I just really like Flea...but now for serious talk...Amy and Nadja get my votes...but if there was a winner it'd be Amy cuz she's on the board and what not.

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 11:45pm

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Im kinda pretty....I think...

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 11:57pm

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I think that chick who does the Warwick ads on the last page of bass player is pretty hot, not sure her name but she has been in a few of their ads.

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Sun, 11/27/2005 - 2:05am

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I'm tied between Paz, Amy and Rhonda Smith

Sun, 11/27/2005 - 10:49am

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well who the original basses for coal chamber she was cute she was on the first two cd's I think I know she was the first one for sure

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Mon, 11/28/2005 - 12:15am

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Helstar, that was Rayna Foss. I thought she was still with em, but I guess not...anyway, she's smokin too...

Mon, 11/28/2005 - 4:45am

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I think Tia Carerre played bass on Wayne's World. mmmmmmmmmm.....

Mon, 11/28/2005 - 5:14am

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schwing!!!!

Mon, 11/28/2005 - 3:30pm

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Excellent. Well until next time... rocking out to wayne's world theme

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Mon, 11/28/2005 - 10:03pm

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Mellisa Auf der Mar from Hole and Perfect Circle. And I think she played for Smashing Pumpkins for a while too.

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Wed, 11/30/2005 - 9:04pm

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i say Mary Huff from Southern Culture On The Skids----hot and classy!

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