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anybody notice clatter amy or joe haven't been around in quite a while,hope every things O.K

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Hey! I thought I just posted recently!!! I usually check in every day, though.

We didn't have very reliable internet access over the holidays, so I wasn't online much. Thanks for looking out for me!! Makes a gal feel loved....

We're about to hit the road again and head south: Florida, Georgia, Texas, New Mexico. I'm trying to talk Slade into letting us bring along UBP gear to sell (or give away!) at shows. We're also even contemplating a tour in Europe this fall!!! Wouldn't that rule?!

We might have to cancel this weekend's shows because I caught a nasty virus from Joe's brother over the holidays (only got to snowboard 4 days! )and lost my voice for 5 days. It's coming back now, but I'm afraid I won't be able to sing by Friday. I hate missing shows!

Thanks for thinking of me! I'll try to post more often instead of just lurking!

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Come to Boston!!

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Well, we were there last summer! We're trying to stay out of treacherous driving conditions....

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Ha, yeah, well id love for you to come back SOMETIME in the somewhat near future, thatd be sick to see you live!

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Thanks for making us feel welcome! We'd love to head back to Boston -- I'd really like to have more time to explore the city, too. It's one of my favorites so far!

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Well the big dig is coming to a close! so there shouldnt be such a traffic problem anymore! Plus there are going to be all these beautiful parks where all this crap has been for construction... or so they say.... But over all Boston is one hell of a city, and a great place to go and just explore. there are many great places! Its my favorite city!

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Cool! Maybe you could show us around? I think to really get the most out of someplace that big you have to have a knowledgeable guide!!

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Quote (Clatter @ Jan. 07 2004,9:21) wrote:
Cool! Maybe you could show us around? I think to really get the most out of someplace that big you have to have a knowledgeable guide!!

Ha i would love to say i could, but i depend on the homeless people for directions,cuz im not there too often

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Ha ha! Fair enough! We'll recognize you as the ugly bass player talking to homeless people!

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Clatter - just watched the video on your website - Awesome! Need to see and hear more...

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Thanks for watching it! I wish the image was bigger but I opted to go for better sound quality. We're thinking about putting together a DVD of live shows, so that could be fun!

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What part of Florida? Anything in Jacksonville or St. Augustine?

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Right now just Tampa, Miami, and Tallahassee. We haven't heard back from the clubs we contacted in Jacksonville -- can you recommend any?

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The night club listings come out in tomorrow's paper. I'll try to get you some info.

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Hey, never mind (but thanks anyway )! It looks like we just got a show at Jack Rabbits in Jacksonville on the 28th!!! Is that magic or what?! I'll let you know when it's confirmed.

Have you ever heard of True North or Red Light Sting? They're on the bill, too.

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Any Southern California dates in your future?

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Not so far, but we're working on it. Any recommendations?

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Hey, never mind (but thanks anyway  )! It looks like we just got a show at Jack Rabbits in Jacksonville on the 28th!!! Is that magic or what?! I'll let you know when it's confirmed.

AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!  Wouldn't you know I'm out of town that week??!!??   You were talking the 28th of January, weren't you?

Jack Rabbit's is a pretty cool dive place.  It's one of the places I was going to recommend.

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Oh, heck! That's just wrong! I can't believe you won't be there!!!

Well, I'm glad to know you would have recommended the club at least. Nothing worse than someone telling your it's a horrible place to play after you've booked the show! Maybe we'll catch you next time!?!

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It's a horrible place to play! Joke.

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Well, as you might have seen, someone just recently said, You're not playing at (XXXXX) are you?! When I said we were, he described the place and how horrific it was. Sometimes I'd just rather be surprised when I get there!!

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I've turned up to the alleged 'premier venue' in a town and it's a carp pub without an IQ. I've made a vow never to play anywhere where you can see a pool table or a dart board from the stage!

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Wow, wouldn't that be nice! The club mentioned above supposedly has two pool tables pushed together with a piece of plywood on top for the stage. I guess technically you can't SEE the pool tables from the stage....

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That's funny!

Well at least the corwd won't have any weapons if you're stood on their tables!

I wonder how many dartboards it would take to make a stage? Hmmmm?

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Good one! Maybe when we're at the level of, say, Rush, we can construct an entire stage out of dart boards just because we can. An homage to our humbler days perhaps. Might make a person dizzy, though!

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Or even better one big dart board! I'll stand on the bullseye and Karl can run around the edge, whilst Aaron plays on the treble 20!

The 180 Tour - coming soon people!

There's a big darts tournament going on in the UK right now. It's on all the TV and it's addictive! I'd never thought I'd find that game interesting.

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Wow, wacky! I don't think I've ever watched a true dart competition before. Just stayed out of the way of drunken dart players whose aim wasn't so good....

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That's me! I tried playing once with a friend of mine and I found out I have the coordination of a new born Giraffe! 'Incredibly bad' would have been the commentators remark.

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I play a lot, but just in the garage. I can throw halfway decent. But the biggest problem is doing the math playing 301 whilst drinking large quantities of brew.

We usually just play cricket because it doesn't hurt our heads as much.

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hmmmmm long time ago?

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Coming to the Motor City any time soon?
There's a bunch of smaller venues anywhere from good old Detroit to trendy, bar-filled Royal Oak and beyond.

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Y'all should sweep by the midwest around the Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky area. Lots of Midwest uglies would like to check out your live show.

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Wow! This thread is two years old! Crazy! I don't FEEL that old…

It would be fun to play up in Michigan; we never managed to get a show there before. Once we get the new CD out we'll see what we can do! It would be great to be up there in the summertime.

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If ya get near the mid-atlantic area, gimme a shout.

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Quote (oldfclefer @ Jan. 21 2006,12:10) wrote:
Y'all should sweep by the midwest around the Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky area. Lots of Midwest uglies would like to check out your live show.

We've played quite a few shows in Indiana and Ohio, and plan on doing more later this year. We played a couple of schools in rural Indiana; that was a blast!!! I'll keep you guys posted, and will probably ask for club recommendations closer to touring time. We did just trade in our monster van for a Toyota Highlander Hybrid and trailer, so touring will be a LOT more comfy!

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Whereabouts are ya, Halfamind?

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Any plans on heading to South Texas?

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Well, to be honest, we don't have any plans of anything yet, but we've played Texas a few times and have friends down thataway, so I'm sure we will! Maybe something in Houston in conjunction with GoGirls music.

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If anything becomes planned, especially in the Houston area just let me know and I'll be there.

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Quote (Clatter @ Jan. 21 2006,9:13) wrote:
Whereabouts are ya, Halfamind?

I'm in Norfolk, VA... don't mind travellin' a couple of hundred miles... anything to get the hell outta this house... bein' a housewife ain't all it's cracked up to be!

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Quote (Halfamind @ Jan. 21 2006,9:12) wrote:
don't mind travellin' a couple of hundred miles... anything to get the hell outta this house... bein' a housewife ain't all it's cracked up to be!

I agree with you on that. Working from home for me has it's advantages but it gets old looking at the same walls daily.

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You should come to Richmond, I'd love to see ya

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