GOIN" TO RENOOOO!!!

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You're so Ugly your dog won't even play with you
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Well we're takin' the ladies on a gamblin' trip.... should be, uh, interesting!! I'll get back to yall regarding the outcome!! If I don't end up in jail we should be returning sometime on Wednesday!!

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here's to the wind that breezes, through the treeses, up girls skirts and between their kneeses, to that little spot that teases and pleases and gives men diseases oh Jesus (said with a drunken Scottish accent)

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You’re so ugly, the tide wouldn’t bring you in.
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Will they let you post a request for bail money on the forum, so we can help you out?

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You're so Ugly your dog won't even play with you
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we're back- and in one piece!! Didn't need bail money (this time... that's why we took the ladies!!) Had a blast for sure! We stayed at the Circus Circus- 40 bucks for 2 nights!! Gambled like de-generates- got raped on the blackjack table and had to battle it all back on craps- I personally walked outta there even- but it took some work!! My girl is hooked (that's all I need... I have a hard enough time controlling myself!!) Met a super cool guy late night playin' craps- had been throwin' the rocks with him for a few hours when I realized that he was a bass player too! Been playing bass for years... he was probably a monster (and a #### good craps player at that!!
All in all it was a great trip. Headed back in about a month for the webmasters dads 70th B-Day.... two Italians, one Scott, lots of booze, and gamblin'= TROUBLE!!!

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here's to the wind that breezes, through the treeses, up girls skirts and between their kneeses, to that little spot that teases and pleases and gives men diseases oh Jesus (said with a drunken Scottish accent)

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If you win the jackpot... then NEW Basses for EVERYBODY!!!! (yeah right)

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If you end up in jail!.... Play jail house rock in a better version!!

Have fun!

Robin

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Slade, Webby - if you win big (yea - sha, as if?!) will you still run this site? if you do, ship us all a new Ugly Bass, a shirt and some stickers... btw - when are you gona restock some of that stuff or are you selling off things to get new stock with a new logo - sorry - of topic - just thought of it as i was postin' man - good luck Dudes!
haha
Hey mariscos - where the hell have you been hidin' girl? have you been touring?

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Bass (do not be deceived or take lightly this bit of musicianship that one describes simply as Bass)
Lowell George 1974


He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

F. Zappa

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hey bongo,this thread was started back in '02

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Hey Slade...did you guys get over to Virginia City to the uh, uh, Mustang ranch museum? I used to fly into Reno and Truckee until 2003...Virginia City is a Must see...still like an old fashioned Western mining town...shades of Bonanza!

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Man, this is an old topic... When I saw the topic title at the top of the list today I said Oh s#!t, what's slade cooked up THIS time. But this is a leftover from 2002. I'll let it hang for a day or two and then delete it.

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man - i'm an ass... duh - check the date dude doh!

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Bass (do not be deceived or take lightly this bit of musicianship that one describes simply as Bass)
Lowell George 1974


He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

F. Zappa