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"Drunk Freebird Guy" must have cloned himself!
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 6:41am
Played out this past Saturday at this little nightclub/oasis near the College town of Shippensburg, PA. Anyway, we end the last song of the final set and the crowd (about a hundred plus) is yelling, screaming, and asking for more. We start to unplug everything and the club manager comes up to the mic and yells What do you WANT to HEAR? and almost on cue, people start yelling FREEBIRD! and flicvking lighters! We're all looking at each other like Whaaa??! So, we turn everything on and start playing that damned song! I swear, I think Drunk Freebird Guy has cloned himself (as well as a Female version too) as there's no way he could be at YOUR gigs too! A government conspiracy perhaps?
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 7:34am
#2
*shudder*
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 7:46am
#3
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I hear you Marc, every friggin show we played. I can't stand that guy(s), especialy when they ask halfway through the set and you're just like be patient and MAYBE we'll play it later.
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 7:55am
#4
...hic...urp...Hey, I know that dude.....
Sing the wrong words really loud and off key if the band won't do the song yer yellin' fer...
If I leave her two more rows...would she still a member be?...urp
Bar gigs just wouldn't be the same without him. That was drunk/amp'd dancin' skank there with him. She's like DFG but with more meth/arm-scab-picking and hair scratching.
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 7:59am
#5
LMAO!!! Dancin' Skank is dead on! Both Skank and her burned-out friend Green Teeth were there too! YUCK!!!
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 8:01am
#6
Our Freebird guys were screaming, play Sweet Home Alabama about halfway through our second set. Our singer/twanger asks me and the stinky, do we know that one? Maybe we'll play it here in a few minutes... Oh yeah, we already played that in the first set!
He really jacks with people that have stupid requests. The funny thing is, these guys WERE THERE for the first set!
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 8:04am
#7
Quote (tonebender @ May 09 2005,2:55) wrote:
That was drunk/amp'd dancin' skank there with him. She's like DFG but with more meth/arm-scab-picking and hair scratching.
ROTFLMAO!!!
We had a couple of those, too.
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 8:28am
#8
Hard to believe you really played it for them.... even after the manager got them going... Some songs I just won't play. Freebird is three of them.
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 8:40am
#9
I'm going to take pictures of these folks next time I see 'em - maybe have them pose with the band...
Damn - someone beat me to it - My Webpayge
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 4:56pm
#10
Damn! tonebender that is a hilarious site.
Dancing skank and Drunk freebird guy are every where! What other archetypes, repeating characters, are there? There's got to be a I play music too guy that goes on and on about what he plays etc., or the everyone sucks guy, Metallica concert? Naw they suck. Or when the home for the mentally challenged home receives free tickets and they all come down for autographs and pictures with the babes (Drunk Skank Girl).
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 8:03pm
#11
The only other regular that I've seen as of late is Air Guitar Eddie (as in Van Halen)...seems to show up when you're playing You've Really got me, Eruption, or Panama...think he's a relative of Drunk Freebird Guy and probably the son of Dancing Skank.
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 9:30pm
#12
We used to get a lot of Drunk SRV Guy. As well as lots of Hey man, I'm a twanger too, lemme sit in guy.
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 10:05pm
#13
So am I the only one subjected to scary round couples who drunkenly molest one another on the dance floor directly in front of the band?
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 10:24pm
#14
Quote (Pbassgrrl @ May 09 2005,11:05) wrote:
So am I the only one subjected to scary round couples who drunkenly molest one another on the dance floor directly in front of the band?
haha, nope.... seen plenty of them as well.
Mon, 05/09/2005 - 10:45pm
#15
See, I'm very fortunate that the music I play is mainly industrial progressive hardcore, so not so many of the drunk free bird guy, air guitar eddie's, and the scary round couples to be seen. Now come to our shows, and the freaks are generally out in full force!
Tue, 05/10/2005 - 2:49am
#16
..come to think of it, there WERE Scary Round Couples galore out there as well as Fall down drunk Blonde lady and her friend Hardly Davidson girl...the list goes on and on!
Tue, 05/10/2005 - 9:27am
#17
+1 to bassdemon..being in an industrial band we don't get much as far as drunk free bird guy
Mainly we get hot underage chicks or she's only 17 girls. God I hate being old
Tue, 05/10/2005 - 10:02am
#18
We have acoustic guitars. We play in and around a beach resort.
If I ever meet him, I will strangle Jimmy Buffet with his own entrails. Someone must pay for his fans.
Tue, 05/10/2005 - 11:04am
#19
+1 on the getting old crap! We call em Jail Bait! and there is a ton of em at our shows!
Tue, 05/10/2005 - 11:43am
#20
Ratz.... I've reached the age where even when I'm onstage in a band I have become invisible to the young hotties. Ah well, guess I'll just hafta order a few copies of girls gone wild....
Believe me, the groupies that approach a guy my age are uglier than a 10 pound bag of a$$holes....
... and they don't smell any better, either.
Tue, 05/10/2005 - 12:16pm
#21
Quote (tonebender @ May 09 2005,9:40) wrote:
I'm going to take pictures of these folks next time I see 'em - maybe have them pose with the band...
Damn - someone beat me to it - My Webpayge
bahhahahhahaha you got them pics from ebaumsworld 
Tue, 05/10/2005 - 12:43pm
#22
Quote (Bass Kahuna @ May 10 2005,6:43) wrote:
Believe me, the groupies that approach a guy my age are uglier than a 10 pound bag of a$$holes....
... and they don't smell any better, either.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
I love it... I learned something new today!
Can't wait to use that line!!! With BK's permission, of course.
Edit: I finally figured out what that smell is!!!
Wed, 05/11/2005 - 1:06pm
#23
Pics would be a good addition to the archive. For example this hunka burning love is the fat sleezy girl. We all have at least one in our history right? Go ugly early I always say!
Wed, 05/11/2005 - 4:44pm
#24
BTW the only reason I could post that pic is it is from a web site, not my own personal collection. The girl? yeah she is from my collection.
Wed, 05/11/2005 - 4:53pm
#25
Oh, thats just bad, I mean BAD!! I think I'm gonna york. If we're gonna start posting pics, lets make sure they are appropriate, I can see this going south in a hurry!LOL!!
Wed, 05/11/2005 - 4:57pm
#26
spliff---
that was beyond the limits of good taste.
i paid good money for that lunch i just chundered, you owe me dude.
i dont even think thats a thong.. 
Wed, 05/11/2005 - 11:21pm
#27
OH MAN - Spliff - you are evil - just wrong dude - is that her lunch on the baby bag or a bunch of used diapers aaaaaagggg!
i know - i know - the guy datin her sez - no man - she's really cool; got a grrreat personality what's that code for?
Jepordy Question -
- - - I'll take scary Women for $500 Alex.
ANSWER IS - Golf Ball and Garden Hose
- - -ah - What is ment by 'She has a great personality'
CORRECT!
sick
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 5:20am
#28
...good thing I haven't eaten today...my god man WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 8:01am
#29
you guys aughta lighten up.... I haven't seen any of us on the cover of GQ lately....
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 9:51am
#30
Damn! sorry guys. I thought a visual of fat, but looks good at closing time girl would be better than a description. C'mon, how many of us can say we didn't hit it with something of that caliber at least once in our day? Beer is a dangerous drug!
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 10:13am
#31
Sadly, she's leaner than some of those I've witnessed squat-humping in front of the stage lately. Whoever invented that dance move should be shot.
I'm also not impressed with those who request songs that would be impossible for the singer to pull off. Example -- requesting Metallica from a female-fronted band (yeah -- that'll put hair on her chest...), AC/DC from a low-voiced male-fronted band (sorry -- we forgot the nut capo...), etc... I ended up telling one intellectually stunted woman that Turn the Page couldn't be played by the female-fronted band because it would be blasphemous to play it without the sax.
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 10:31am
#32
Quote wrote:
... squat humping... nut capo....
HAHAHA! oh, it is too laugh!
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 11:48am
#33
hey - BK - are you trying to tell me i'm not pretty - just look at my body building pics here bud - i’m simply the shizlle diizzle man!
Body by Chocolate -man I'm HOT - a sweaty TOO!
you gotta be kiddy me! like i gotta right to talk about fat people - hahaha - look at the big Irish head will ya!
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 12:33pm
#34
Hey nice sweater Bongo... oh wait that ain't a sweater.
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 2:00pm
#35
DOH!! thats ok Bongo, I come with my own built in sweater too!! It must be an Irish thing!!
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 2:30pm
#36
Same picture as in the post office I see. Getting some mileage out of that one Bongo...
Thu, 05/12/2005 - 3:24pm
#37
+1 Bongo and Demon, we must shop for our sweaters at the same place. I just wish it would come off in the summer. I feel like Joe Dirt and his mullet.
Sat, 05/14/2005 - 8:25am
#38
...didn't I see that picture on a Milk Carton some time ago...?
Sat, 05/14/2005 - 9:31am
#39
I try to follow Drew Carey's advice... If you don't have a good body, COVER IT THE #(*& UP!..
Sat, 05/14/2005 - 4:37pm
#40
The body is acceptable for a man of his advanced years, but did you get a load of the head on that thing?
I hear ya Marc, we had a group of 5 people who wanted to hear nothing but Skynyrd songs Saturday night. Some of which were on the list.
The Drunk Freebird guy has multiplied and was out in full force this weekend
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