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New To The Forum? Read Me First!
For those of you who are joining or thinking about joining the UglyForum, we want to welcome you. We think you will enjoy this community. There's no other like it.
There are a couple of things you should know:
First off (and this one is new for 2007): Once you've registered with us and start posting, you should know that your first couple of posts won't appear here right away: they go into a moderation queue for review prior to showing up on the live forum. Why? Because we're very vigilant about spam here, and we've had a lot of it lately. We try hard to keep this community free of common internet annoyances, and spam is one of them. So we're sorry for this screening process, but you will come to appreciate it later if you end up using the forum frequently.
Second: we don't tolerate inconsiderate people and spammers. We have an infraction system and we use it. Spammers are immediately banned permanently. If we see members insulting one-another, we will issue infractions which will ultimately result in the offensive party getting banned.
Third, we don't want to discourage you by posting these rules right up front-- this is a unique and open community, with just a few simple rules. There are no skill requirements for being here. No one is going to talk down to you or make fun of your gear. It's funny. Our members are entertaining. Our moderators are awesome.
So follow these simple guidelines and we're going to get along just fine:
1. Don't spam the board. This includes using the forum for blatant self-promotion.
2. Don't be a jerk to other members.
That's it.
Welcome.
NEW UBP Spambuster V1.00.12.1

christ, alienz, i nearly shat myself and i dont even spam the place.
simple rules are always the best, they are easy to remember and hard to confuse.
wow.. now if that don't deter 'em I don't know what will. Demon... damn!
Um, yeah,.... ok.... so I guess I'm a bit ugly huh!LOL I love that pic!
i think the porcelin throne (see toilet) is missing! haha
Ugly ??
you want Ugly ???
i got your Ugly , right here ...

:cool:
um.... nice jazz. :)
um.... nice jazz. :)
that bass was built by www.valentibasses.com
check him out , he builds GREAT basses , very cool guy to
deal with , and has prices the average working player can afford .
peace,
dave
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! (peeing in pants)
OK I'll NEVER spam after seeing that!!!!! Not that I ever did it, but thats just scary!! Damn Demon, that must be why you're the mascotte off this site:D
Simple rules which are very very easy to follow, at least for us. I've seen other forums where the insults and f-bombs are more common than actual subject talk. God I love this place:)
(I didn't really pee my pants)
hey guys im new to UBP. i dont spam or anything like that ijust got a question that im hoping someone could answer me. i just got a chris beattie signature bass its a jackson c20, and i realize when im playin the first fret doesnt pick up as well as the others do, when it picks up it sounds terrible it comes in really low (volume wise) and it just sounds like **Stinky Brown Trout** compared to the other frets. does anyone know what the deal is?
Thank you your help will be very much appreciated.
welcome here kebssplyr!
Wierd... If the problem shows just when your playing the first fret and there's no fretbuzz I'm completely clueless :confused:
Well I just wanna say hello to everybody I hope to have time enough to read a lot the site
See you guys !!
:)
Fair enough
Hey there! Newbie here. Guitarist turned bassist. Girl at that! Play mostly Metal, but in a band that is liking some classic rock a lot.. This place looks great! I play a Hamer Slammer 21 frets.......It's what I own, not exactly what I want, but it's great! Hope to learn a lot from this forum! First thing I'm looking for are threads of interest about Bass amps!
:pI swear I ain't a bot......If I was, I wouldn't be so impatient to get on board......Waiting...........It's cool, cause I admin'd for a board for a few years and I dig the concept you have!..I hate the spammin and the bottin!..I'll just play my bass until you put me up here!..Maybe I'll learn a few new tunes!;)
Well, I've been lurking around here for a few months and decided its time to start particpating in this chaos. My name is Larry, I'm 49, happily married with 1 son (12 yrs. old) who is learning the twangstick.I play around at playing a Fender Hwy 1 P-bass. I started playing way back in Jr. high school with the jazz band and kept it going until mid senior year. I then went on to other (not so good) interests for 20 years or so and decided that since I work for a bass player(in an auto repair shop) that I may as well pick it back up. I've been back in the fold since June '07 and I'm diggin' becoming an ugly again. Sorry to be so long winded, but its my intro so bear with me. Anyways, I'M BAAACK, LowDownDad.:cool:
Ok so, I'm a noob here and probably started my first post in the wrong area of the forum.
hello to everyone
I look forward to meeting some cool Uglies
I'm the bitchin bassplayer and I can do this. and I can do that.
Ah yes... the bass humpin yo face
... and a little lust to the funkyass flea bass.
bassistchrist here, fleabitten bass player.
too funky in here :eek:
Well while that was an interesting first post Bassistchrist, welcome to Uglyville! Start a thread and introduce yourself to the group, one of the mods will review it and approve it as long as its not spam or drama ya know. Welcome to the Ugliest place on the planet!
Well while that was an interesting first post Bassistchrist, welcome to Uglyville! Start a thread and introduce yourself to the group, one of the mods will review it and approve it as long as its not spam or drama ya know. Welcome to the Ugliest place on the planet!
Ol' Basschrist has posted before. He seems to just post and then disappear.
No offense meant to you, BC.
Latest nOOb checking in:D
OOPS was that an oxy Moron?:eek:
Hey this is rwe416. I found out about this website from Headle. I just bought a bass from him. I am new at playing bass so if I ask some questions be easy.:D I was supposed to get the bass today but missed the truck. Have to wait one more day.:mad:
What's up! I'm new here as well... Heard about UBP from a couple guys over on another forum, figured I'd drop by and check it out! Good to be here!
5sg.
Im feeling more confident about being THE BASSPLAYER is there anyway I can change my name on here?
Im feeling more confident about being THE BASSPLAYER is there anyway I can change my name on here?
there is not an option but if you PM the Administrator with a request to change your name he may be able to help you out:cool:
and Welcom to the forum:D
im new here and new to the word of bassisim:cool:
Just thought I would say hi in here!
Patiently waiting for my posts to start getting through.
:)
Oh...they are working!
I wonder what happened to my bass porn and p bass posts then?
Good to be live as it were!


You have to admit that that seems fair enough.