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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
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hey guys i,ve got another ugly on the way.
Imagine my suprise, i've been married 24 years and we have 4 children aged 23,21,18and 12,and now we are expecting again.
I am very excited but scared at the same time. I will be 44 this year and lifes good,but i will be 60 when this one hits 16.
Any way i have plenty of experience to draw on and a great understanding wife.
I will have to get plenty of gigs in this year as i guess i will need at least a month off come september or october.
Sorry if this is abit soppy, just wanted to share and now i have a place to do it. Good one Slade and Webby.

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Congratulations!

Man, you started early! I doubt there will be any major problems with bundle of joy #5 :D

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Oh sure, rub it in Halfie's face;)

Congrats bro.

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if youve had four already, the 5th shouldnt be a problem at all.

congrats.

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congrats buddy!!! I've got one due to hit the house around May 28th (our first).... 5's a good number!!

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Atta boy, or man I guess. Cangrats brother.

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Congrats!

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Congrats! man

Sheesh!, you must have sperm of steel

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just bust it out dude... no one listens to the bass solos anyhow.... no fear!!!

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Dont worry about the age, it will keep ya young right? Im almost 42 and my wife is trying for our first. Theres no stopping it, that clock ticking is deafening. Looks like I may be forced to grow up....

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DocLow;100977 wrote:
Oh sure, rub it in Halfie's face;)

Congrats bro.

Thanx all ,but did i miss something?

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Congratulations to you and Slade. You guys are a couple of procreatin' madmen!

Oh yeah, and Doc's referring to Halfamind's recent... umm... modification.

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thanx jrug , i remember now.
Do you think its still abit tender.

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Congrats!~ Kids are great...
and yeah you have the exp. now , and can still remember how to change that diaper....best wishes
age is no big thing.....

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Your a lucky man,count your blessings ,mine have been grown and moved out in 94,I miss the hell out of em every day

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congrats! my son just turned 14 months.......

my wife would love 5........ some the good ol fashion way and some adopted...

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We thought when our 18year old left home we might have done some fostering because we still have plenty to offer. Now its a new ball game.

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DocLow;100977 wrote:
Oh sure, rub it in Halfie's face;)

Congrats bro.

LMAO!!

You've only still got it if you're making boys. That's all the male side of my family makes, boys. It's great! I've got two and I'll put a third one in the oven around Sept. I'm not even gonna get a sonogram to find out the sex. I already know. 44 years and still making babies is a good feat. I was 34 when the last one was created, in the first month of trying BTW. I tell my wife we should put my stuff on ebay. Guaranteed boy stuff has to be worth gold in China.

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holy crap, congrats man... you are a LOVE MACHINE. As they say in oz, good on ya mate.

rock.

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p.s. you can let the little one listen to the cd I sent you. haha, no just kidding dont do that to the poor little thing.

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