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for a mintue youd think this was another porno spam...

but hoenstly ive ntoiced in alot of the ugly pics posted shaved or buzz cut haircuts.. myself im wondering if im one of the last few still sporting manlocks..

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I try to grow my manlocks.

I end up with a Beatle haircut and end up getting frusterated and going for the GI Joe look.

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Bald as an onion baby.... but my van dyke is getting some respectable length to it now... 8-)>>

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I had, shall we say, limited choices. For me, no hair at all was better than the fringe.

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Uncle Fat;101793 wrote:
Bald as an onion baby....

+1.... I have a bald spot on the back of my head... becomes really obvious after 3 or 4 days without shaving.

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i still have pretty long hair, and have for a few years.

ill get it cut in a while

dont think i can pull off the shaved thing though

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I need the manlocks to be flowing when I play:D

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I have a fro. so, that's a no for me... I only cut my hair when Im threatened to not be allowed in school... My beard, on the other hand, I like having a tramp beard... Or well, a pretty big shade, anyways... Yep. That's what happens when you start shaving at eleven years :D

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DocLow;101823 wrote:
. That's what happens when you start shaving at eleven years :D

Heard that. Started at 12 years. My beard used to be down to my chest. I was a rough looking little fella.

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well i havent cut my hair for like 2 years :P
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My hair is just starting to reach my belt line. So it's about 2.5 feet long now.

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complete opposite, when my hair reaches 2.5 millimeters i am feeling entirely to much like a hippie. the shorn look works the best for me.

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Frejtlejs;101831 wrote:
well i havent cut my hair for like 2 years :P
http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0849cp1.jpg
check this bush out!

That's one for the archives! :D

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.. although i will have to kill melker if he quits playin' bass..

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Keepin it short now days , but i grow a pretty mean bush ranger beard every winter.

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Frejtlejs;101831 wrote:
well i havent cut my hair for like 2 years :P
http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0849cp1.jpg
check this bush out!

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DocLow;101864 wrote:
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so let's see the pic and not the URL... here we go!

you know that toa means warrior in the maori language?

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Frejtlejs;108668 wrote:
.. although i will have to kill melker if he quits playin' bass..

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hehe :D myself im realy suppriesed that a camera finally got me! the result of the capture could be discussed though

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i keep it under an inch at all times.

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shaved... feel like a hippy right now! I hate it! need a cut before the show tomorrow.

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short cropped on top but I have redneck sideburns, a goatee, a soul patch....oh, and TMI time....I shave my balls.... :D

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sparkyness;102081 wrote:
short cropped on top but I have redneck sideburns, a goatee, a soul patch....oh, and TMI time....I shave my balls.... :D

OH MY :eek:

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sparkyness;102081 wrote:
oh, and TMI time....I shave my **kiwis**.... :D

What in the name of all things ugly made you think we wanted to know that about you???

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I've just noticed an over-proposensity of ball-related topics on here so thought I'd share :D

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sparkyness;102081 wrote:
oh, and TMI time....I shave my tiny, tiny sack-o-fun.... :D

Real man have hair.

'Nuff sayed.

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DocLow;102122 wrote:
Real man have hair.

I'd say it takes a real man to shave his equipment, knowing one slip-up would have him singing the chorus to Stone Temple Pilots' Creep (the song playing in the background when Halfie had his operation, I'm guessing)

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DocLow;102122 wrote:
Real man have hair.

'Nuff sayed.

in accordance with the PG-13 rated forum I'll keep this relatively clean (like me :D)......but say this:

You'd be surprised what you can get a woman to do when there's no organic dental floss going on.....

:eek:

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And you'd be surprized at what you can get a woman to do when you'r a hairy
300Pound mass of drunkness.

there's no way of refusing those kind of charms.

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Dont you find it weird that the google add on the bottom of the screen has changed to a body har removal add?

lol

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but, then again, I've never tried gay disco...

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horseshoe haircut or no hair= bic ass bald..... I started losing mine around 96', been shaving ever since.... I just feel sorry for the bastards from my old mans generation when shaving the head wasn't hip..... thank you M.J.....

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slade;102169 wrote:
I just feel sorry for the bastards from my old mans generation when shaving the head wasn't hip..... thank you M.J.....

Yeah... Generation comb-over

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Combovers.....none better than Bobby Charlton! (one for the UK lads).

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My wife constantly bitches cuz I look like Uncle Fester with my shaved head. Like thats a bad thing?

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JOE FUGLY;102274 wrote:
My wife constantly female doges cuz I look like Uncle Fester with my shaved head. Like thats a bad thing?

No, just a hilarious thing. :p

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Ive been growing it out for a few months now

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I had long hair, I wouldn't consider them 'manlocks'...but I got my haircut yesterday. Now I'm sporting the Fohawk once again.

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A little old, but you get the idea, im the ugly pud on the left

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sparkyness;102127 wrote:
in accordance with the PG-13 rated forum I'll keep this relatively clean (like me :D)......but say this:

You'd be surprised what you can get a woman to do when there's no organic dental floss going on.....

:eek:

ok, so this is an old thread, but joke worthy.....to agree with Sparky above.....a little tidbit we men folk should all remember....

When the grass is shorter, the trees look taller!

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For the head I try to keep it shaved, I look old as hell when it grows in due to my lack of hairline. Is there some sort of surgery or something I can do to get the hair on my head to stop growing? I spend way too much on razor blades and nothing is worse then getting a cut on your dome in the middle of shaving.

sparkyness;102127 wrote:
in accordance with the PG-13 rated forum I'll keep this relatively clean (like me :D)......but say this:

You'd be surprised what you can get a woman to do when there's no organic dental floss going on.....

:eek:

I shaved down there once, talking completely clean shavin. Felt odd at first and itched like a mother when it started growing back but it did cut down on the ball sweat. Wasn't fortunate enough to get with a woman during that time so I can't prove or disprove your line

I think I might go for it again, I need a trim anyway.

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HAHA..I had to think a moment before opening this thread when I saw the title! Anyways, since I don't go bald, or shave (my head), then I thought I'd show a pic of my man.......Only one I have on my puter is this one he put us together in .......It was for my astrology page so he thought it would be cool to do us in the heavens that way...

So, yeah, Long! LONG!

I love it this way, but if he ever had to shave it off, I'd think he would be just as sexy !

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bassdemon53;136126 wrote:
ok, so this is an old thread, but joke worthy.....to agree with Sparky above.....a little tidbit we men folk should all remember....

When the grass is shorter, the trees look taller!

thats why my momma always told me to go out with women with small hands.

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Forgive me for hijacking the thread, but I have a question for my fellow chrome-domes:

What do y'all use for razors?

Been a chrome-dome since '97, and my trusty Tracer FX has bit the dust (trying to hold it together with bread ties 'til I use up my blades.... may not be that lucky) and they apparently don't make it anymore (the handle, at least).

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I cut the tips when they get to fuzzy... haven't been to a hairdresser (or what you call those people that make a living of cutting hair) since 1989.

My wife and kids look the same, we're all a bunch of hippies! :D

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.. although i will have to kill melker if he quits playin' bass..

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mattnash;136384 wrote:
Forgive me for hijacking the thread, but I have a question for my fellow chrome-domes:

What do y'all use for razors?

Been a chrome-dome since '97, and my trusty Tracer FX has bit the dust (trying to hold it together with bread ties 'til I use up my blades.... may not be that lucky) and they apparently don't make it anymore (the handle, at least).

I used to use a couple of electrics, a Panasonic (got to where I couldn't find blades for it), and a Braun (Nice but kept having to buy some kind of fluid to clean the thing).

Now I just use a Gillette Venus. I know it's a women's razor. It's also designed to work well on curves and, well, the head is kind of curvy.

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from 13 -23 I had really long flowing locks.......even had the Robert Plant perm cooking...now a few inches above the neck. so midrange I quess.
Getting grey and silver bigtime now! time for a Extreme makeover for Paul

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woah when i first started this tread i had some long tufts of hair, now i think my hair is maybe an inch at its longest..

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mntallpaul;136523 wrote:

Getting grey and silver bigtime now! time for a Extreme makeover for Paul

Not because of your hair! Silver locks are cool: shows the world that you've been around a little longer. I'm proud of wearing them!!

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.. although i will have to kill melker if he quits playin' bass..

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I'm with Melker. I earned every one of those gray hairs, dammit. :D At least until that hole on top started spreading and it all started to resemble a comb-over. Then I got the clippers out

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siver hair? being on he second half of a century, I went short hair, now waithing for my wife to shave my head.....can't get the bifocals and head at the right angle to do it myself.
a few more years and nature will take care of most of it.....

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mattnash;136384 wrote:
Forgive me for hijacking the thread, but I have a question for my fellow chrome-domes:

What do y'all use for razors?

Been a chrome-dome since '97, and my trusty Tracer FX has bit the dust (trying to hold it together with bread ties 'til I use up my blades.... may not be that lucky) and they apparently don't make it anymore (the handle, at least).

There's a razor out called the Headblade. I've used it, and it's not bad. But after 10 or so years of sporting the cleanhead look, I'm used to my Gillette... no reason to changed.