Junkyard youtube findings

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Wed, 08/01/2007 - 3:21pm

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Lateralus' post gave me an idea to make another youtube findings thread but this time it will be non bass related stuff.

So yeah, post whatever weird/funny vids here that don't have anything to do with bass playing.

Note: Don't take offense if other people don't get your clip and don't find it as funny as you do. If we start getting fights I'll get rid of this thread with a quickness.

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Wed, 08/01/2007 - 7:31pm

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Great Idea!

Tue, 08/14/2007 - 6:34pm

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why do people do this!?!?!?!?!

what the hell is wrong with these idiots!?!?!

why not just play your bass a lot and care for it or the next 20 years and then it will truly look played and broken in.

poor bass is right.

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Fri, 10/05/2007 - 7:19pm

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its been weeks and I haven't seen anyone post here so I'm going to nail you with some..

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why do people do this!?!?!?!?!

what the hell is wrong with these idiots!?!?!

why not just play your bass a lot and care for it or the next 20 years and then it will truly look played and broken in.

poor bass is right.

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Fri, 10/05/2007 - 7:19pm

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why do people do this!?!?!?!?!

what the hell is wrong with these idiots!?!?!

why not just play your bass a lot and care for it or the next 20 years and then it will truly look played and broken in.

poor bass is right.

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Fri, 10/05/2007 - 7:21pm

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why do people do this!?!?!?!?!

what the hell is wrong with these idiots!?!?!

why not just play your bass a lot and care for it or the next 20 years and then it will truly look played and broken in.

poor bass is right.

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Fri, 10/05/2007 - 10:38pm

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Sun, 10/07/2007 - 7:31pm

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why do people do this!?!?!?!?!

what the hell is wrong with these idiots!?!?!

why not just play your bass a lot and care for it or the next 20 years and then it will truly look played and broken in.

poor bass is right.

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Mon, 03/10/2008 - 12:58am

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Every Dog has his day

You probably have all seen this one, but it still cracks me up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQzUsTFqtW0

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Mon, 03/17/2008 - 1:39pm

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i had to post this weird hitman (video game) walkthrough. made by some swede. pardon my adolescent humor.

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Mon, 04/28/2008 - 6:50am

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Need that new drummer today? Gig ready drum machine!:p

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Mon, 05/12/2008 - 6:31pm

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Just wow!:p.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXyJKK4K7M&feature=related

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Tue, 05/13/2008 - 5:16am

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I stick - 4 hands

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4BYMvVvMg0&feature=related

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Mon, 10/13/2008 - 9:09am

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Another Youtube jewel.

The cracking sound in the beggining and end are only to show that it's actually the electric arc that's producing the sound.

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Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:43am

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har! Its not a youtube link, though there are youtube versions available, but scuurvy has been making some videos you guys might find amusing.

http://www.scuurvy.com/video.html

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Sat, 02/07/2009 - 9:21am

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cutthroat_molloy;164030 wrote:

har! Its not a youtube link, though there are youtube versions available, but scuurvy has been making some videos you guys might find amusing.

http://www.scuurvy.com/video.html

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Sat, 02/07/2009 - 12:00pm

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This is a cool new twist to an old tune...Love the doobs.......
http://s14.alluc.org/details.html?id=110922&hc=76e66150d2a4c7b50b2306ea3e16b75d|1233983223

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Sat, 02/07/2009 - 4:04pm

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Hassman;166320 wrote:

I think you buy more gear then I buy food.

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Sat, 02/07/2009 - 6:40pm

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that was freakin hoo-larry-us:D

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Sat, 02/07/2009 - 7:32pm

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Sounds like the ISP used the same people to do their math as the government did!!

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Sat, 02/07/2009 - 11:52pm

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My favorite part is when the lady comes on...

$1 =/= ¢1, right?
Yes.
$0.50 =/= ¢0.50, right?
Definitely.
Therefore, $0.002 =/= ¢0.002, right?
Qua!?!?!?!?

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Hassman;166320 wrote:

I think you buy more gear then I buy food.

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Sun, 02/08/2009 - 10:31am

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Hilarious yet, at the same time, deeply sad and disturbing that someone with this level of knowledge can be the MANAGER!?!?!?!?! :eek:

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Sun, 02/08/2009 - 12:40pm

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That's the sort of stuff that makes you want to punch people.

Dilbert once said: A good manager is one who hires employees smarter than himself - I hope verizon has a HORRIBLE CEO then, because if he sticks to that definition he must be dumber than a rock.

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