get a bowflex... bass players use it.

....... If you get a bowflex you too can live your dream of playing bass in a rock band. Im gettin one.

rock.

DDD`

OK. I'm sold. Lemme know when yours in in your yard sale and I can swap you something I don't use much either, like lesson books or practice CD's .......

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Hey don't knock it, the dude is freakin ripped. If I end up looking like he does at that age, I'll be pretty damn satisfied.

I had one

but broke it in half during a workout

weak sh*t

dammnit i just picked up a treadmill and some extra free weights at a yardsale, idiot, shoulda gotten a boxfelx, stupid stupid, stupid....

Bowflex for me or... taquila for the blonde half my age.... same outcome at the end of the night (she's ready to go and I'm too damn tired)...

I think the taquila is cheaper in the long run.

Yeah, and with Tequila, you can pay as you go in much smaller monthly installments.

don't forget the liquor goggles... you get enough in ya... don't matter how ya play or what she looks like.... at least not till morning.....

Buff people make me cringe...especially women. I look younger than most guy my age because I don't smoke or spent years doing drugs and heavy boozing.

clearly, you've never seen me drink tequilla!

ya know, i have never went to bed with an ugly woman.....but i sure have woken up with a few.

No, no, no!:mad:

That is a grotesque distortion of female weight training. That is not even possible without steroids.

It's that kind of misinformation and distortion that keeps women from even trying. The following are more accurate versions of female weight trainers. Tone and tight. Definitely not masculine. Rachel McLish (First Ms. Olympia) about age 52.

Corey Everson (below) (6 time Ms. Olympia)

Mods, I don't believe these are offensive but please delete if you think it inappropriate.

But back to the Bowflex thing. Well, it's a commercial. Commercials are exaggerated for effect. Bowflex will work if you work it but, like somebody else said, I'll buy it out of your yardsale when you get tired of it.

Sorry about the off topic rant there. I'm just not in the greatest of moods. :o

I just thought it was sweet that he was rockin the bass. I wonder how that meeting went to come up with the commercial:

exec 1 OK we need an older dude to do something cool
exec 2 like skydiving, surfing... oh how about ultimate fighthing?
exec 1 no no no, not that crazy, he is damn near fifty
exec 2 ummm, rockstar guitar player?
exec 1 I like where you are going with that, but we dont want people to think hes a total self absorbed douchebag
exec 2 hmmm, have him playing the bass, no too douchy, believable, non threatening.
exec 1 nice... lets cast a dude that looks vaguely like anton lavey and call it good

rock.

DDD

I love the fact that he says I'm in a 'rock' band. I don't know that I've ever heard anybody quote the 'rock' part. I typically hear, I'm in a band.

And hey tequila is fine and all, but if I don't get the bowflex, where am I supposed to hang my laundry?

HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

exec 1 OK we need an older dude to do something cool
exec 2 like skydiving, surfing... oh how about ultimate fighthing?
exec 1 no no no, not that crazy, he is damn near fifty
exec 2 ummm, rockstar guitar player?
exec 1 I like where you are going with that, but we dont want people to think hes a total self absorbed douchebag
exec 2 hmmm, have him playing the bass, no too douchy, believable, non threatening.
exec 1 nice... lets cast a dude that looks vaguely like anton lavey and call it good

rock.

DDD

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...is that HE is the Director of Sales and Marketing for Bowflex sales in the United States (and ALL Bowflex employees who are in upper management are required to own and utilize Bowflex products on a continuing basis in order to promote their product and to retain a fit and trim appearance at all times)...playing in a Rock band and Living the dream also comes with a six figure income from Bowflex in order to live that particular dream!

All this time, I thought bowflex occurred when you pressed the french or german bow so hard that the wood rubbed against the string on an upright.

P.S. Those upright guys have grips that would embarrass a Vise Grip. No dead fish handshakes!!