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yo... so we have this channel here in Panama City called Beach TV that shows local stuff about the clubs and the beach and what have you... well they did a few vids of our last bout...

heres a clip of the 3 edits that they are running on Beach TV, and yours truly, Coach Dangerous Dan Devious on camera!

woot... enjoy ladies and gents:

http://vod.tripsmarter.com/clients/panamacity/B_CH_6136_RollerDerby08_3spots_2-13-08.htm

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Man, you sound nothing like I thought you would.

Needs more CHIKA CHIKA BOW! WOOT YEAH BOY-O! WEEZ GONNA TRASH 'EM!

Cool vid. I had never seen what roller derby is like... Seems intresting... I wanna go see a match...

PCRD!

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you do sound professional.....and nice shades:cool:

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Skate Fight Drink!!! Yeah!!

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DocLow;131644 wrote:
Man, you sound nothing like I thought you would.

+1

I was expecting you to do the interview naked with a microphone duct taped to your chest, ripping off the interviewer's head, bathing in his blood, and then jumping off the soda machine while throwing chicken salad into the eyes of the non-believers of Aries.

I guess the DDD saves his legend for bass playing, and otherwise he's a regular women's roller derby coach. Like a super hero.

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you cant stop smiling while doing this can ya? ^^

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Dooooooood, I am intense when im in Coach Mode! I take it pretty seriously, which is kind of an oxymoron for me hahahahahaha....

Oh and who came up with the Skate, Fight, Drink battle cry? Yours truly! hahaha!

you guys should come to the next bout. Make the drive it will be worth it...

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thats awesome.how did you become a coach?

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Where the hell is the chicken salad sammich!? I know it's not related to bass playing but I figured you'd atleast have a few sammich's lying around. Or did they cut that from the footage?

When and where are your next matches? I'd love to come and check it out.

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I became a coach mainly because I was there... my wife wanted to join when the team first started, and I kept showing up to practices, and the head coach at the time asked me to help him... fast forward about a 8 mos later, he had to move so I took over as the head mexican in charge... been coaching for about a year and a half now!

Our next bout is in Biloxi mississippi, then another home game, then Mobile Alabama...

you can find our schedule with dates on our website, www.PCRollerDerby.com

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It figures, I leave Mississippi and cool stuff starts happening out there. :mad:

I'm thinking the april 6th might be a cool one to go to. I wonder if anyone else would be interested in going. Hmmm.

Edit: I was just looking at your site and I noticed that you that Atlanta roller girls on there. Any chances of scheduling a match with them up here?

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no we played against them last year but we didnt schedule a bout with them this year... the calendar is pretty much set... Im tying to get us to play in Birmingham AL cause their team is awesomely awesome... we played them last year and they DESTROYED us hahhahaha...

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lol sickkkk

you get to go and watch that stuff!!!!!!

thats cool.

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I saw in our local paper that we have a girls team here too. (Melbourne OZ)
I'll try and find a link for ya.

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no sammich, i was kinda bummed. but you look sleek in those shades bro.

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