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Threadkiller. Warning: COMPLETELY USELESS INFO!!!
Sun, 08/31/2008 - 9:39pm
Ok, so I evidently ended up with too much time on my hands tonight. Myxology and myself both tried to make the claim in the Uggies thread that we were the ultimate thread killers. Well, I did some searching around and found out the truth of the matter. Since I had to search by user name and view the 500 most recent threads by each one, I only did a few people. Here were the results!
Threads killed by users in their last 500 threads in which they posted:
OFC-38
myxology-40
NWBasser-54 (but he only had 391 threads in which he had posted)
JoeT13Bob9-57
Thorn-62
So, I do have to conceid my title as threadkiller to Thorny, but I have to say that I truly believe in NWBasser to take over that title once he has 500 threads! (Well on track to do so of course :D)
Sorry for being so pointless and random :p
Rock oN!
jb
Sun, 08/31/2008 - 11:05pm
#2
what?
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 4:08pm
#3
Lol!!! I think that might be your shortest post ever Surfbug!!!!!!
Rock oN!
jb
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 4:21pm
#4
hahahahahahahahah Ahhhhhhhh, that's funny sh!t Joe! :D :D :D
You know, I knew was in the top 5 though. \m/ :D \m/ Rock on!
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 6:55pm
#5
A better question is, who's gonna kill the threadkiller thread?
Only time will tell..
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 7:19pm
#6
Suede_Loafer;153324 wrote:
A better question is, who's gonna kill the threadkiller thread?
Only time will tell..
Actually, this may have the legs to go the distance... every forum seems to have some seemingly innocent thread that just won't die. I know where there is a thread on Twinkies as a survival food that is nearing 200 pages!:cool:
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 7:37pm
#7
who?
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 7:45pm
#8
ooh, yeh threadkilling is a skill. Sometimes threads just die for reasons unknown. But did you know that for just seven cents a day you can sponsor a thread and guarantee that it lives a long and healthy life. Just seven cents a day. Thats like, a cup of coffee or a roll in the sack with a toothless meth hooker. Seven cents a day. That equals out to like, 6 dollars in a month or three or four. I dont even know, but damn, you could spare seven cents a day couldnt you? to make sure some young mexican in our country illegally gets access to books and an education and a white woman to call his very own? Seven cents a day, less than a carton of milk, or a gallon of gas, or a carton of gas and a gallon of freshly squoze penguin milk. Just seven cents a day... think of all the good you can do. Think about that and tell me, can you live with the shame of spending your seven cents a day on pointless trinkets like moon pies and french ticklers when you could be saving a thread for just seven cents a day, for less than the cost of a postage stamp?
Think about it.
rock.
DDD
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 8:26pm
#9
...and for thread reviver, DDD.
HST would be proud.
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 9:14pm
#10
Suede_Loafer;153324 wrote:
A better question is, who's gonna kill the threadkiller thread?
Only time will tell..
Well, if that's the case, OFC will win in the end because he's a mod and can close the thread at will ;) I've seen him do it before when the threadkiller debate comes up :D Afterall, he only had 38...he has some ground to gain to dominate the forum in every category ;)
Just messin OFC ;)
Rock oN!
jb
Mon, 09/01/2008 - 9:17pm
#11
IBTL
Surf
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 2:42am
#12
I'll bet I get the last post on this one
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 5:35am
#13
oldfclefer;153390 wrote:
I'll bet I get the last post on this one
It's not fair if you close the thread though ;)
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 8:34am
#14
Fair? Who said anything about fair? This is the Uggies '09 at stake here! I don't hold it against him ;)
Rock oN!
jb
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:02am
#15
;) I said this long ago.....I am the ULTIMATE THREAD KILLA! As Heavy P said, I am the QUEEN
So, now that someone has actually COUNTED..(Joe is cool!)., it's official for now!..
Nice ending to this thread, cause it's me, so it's killed, but um, I gotta go back and read DDD's post, cause I coulda swore I saw something about French Ticklers...That's an Oxymoron when you live around French people.....:D
Glad I can be back to kill again!..
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Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:19am
#16
hey uglies
little question:
what is a thread killer
i think it´s someone who posts the last post of a thread, is that right?
If it is right, I´m sorry thorny:D
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 11:17am
#17
Yess!! That confirms what I thought I was doing.
Useless??
Heck no!
I'm on track to be the best threadkiller around.:eek:
I always knew my pointless and random nature would accomplish something eventually.
Mwahahaha!
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 11:26am
#18
HA! It's on NWB.........Washington vs. Louisiana as of today!..We'll see how many of these I CAN KILL..HAHA!..
:D;)
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Tue, 09/02/2008 - 2:15pm
#19
I should get the award, i think, i just killed the porn thread:D:D
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 3:39pm
#20
Halfamind;153352 wrote:
HST would be proud.
Who is that, HST?
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 5:55pm
#21
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Tue, 09/02/2008 - 6:59pm
#22
Haha! Nice pic Thorny!!
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 7:30pm
#23
Yup, this is how it starts, next thing you know it's ten pages, then fifty, then a hundred and fifty, and so it goes... :p
Tue, 09/02/2008 - 10:42pm
#24
I don't believe you.
(notice how I keep posting? hehehe!!! I'm sure you all did notice of course. Don't tell me you're posting here with some greater purpose. I'm at least an honest post whore.)
Ok, maybe you're right, Nigel.
:D
Rock oN!
jb
Wed, 09/03/2008 - 2:37am
#25
Rasta Bass;153478 wrote:
Who is that, HST?
Hunter S motherf*cking Thompson:D
Wed, 09/03/2008 - 3:26am
#26
Bring me the ether bottle, Gonzo, I think I'm starting to feel my toes
Wed, 09/03/2008 - 4:28am
#27
JoeT13Bob9;153525 wrote:
I don't believe you.
(notice how I keep posting? hehehe!!! I'm sure you all did notice of course. Don't tell me you're posting here with some greater purpose. I'm at least an honest post whore.)
Ok, maybe you're right, Nigel.
:D
Rock oN!
jb
No Idea what you're talking about.
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Wed, 09/03/2008 - 10:24pm
#28
I just realized I have another award.........I had put myself at number 2 on this, but I am 1........:) cause I won most posts on earth and now I have another award........official thread killa number 1.........Dang! Just rackin em up!..:)
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Wed, 09/03/2008 - 10:54pm
#29
You are slowly but surely taking over the world, Thorny! ...kinda like Oprah. :rolleyes:
Joke.
Rock oN!
jb
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:10am
#30
:eek: oooooooh nooooooooooo Mr. Joe! Not OKRA! I don't like OKRA!
Pssssssst, I'd take the money she has, but never be like Okra!..LOL
I'm more like Pinky and the Brain!..:D
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Thu, 09/04/2008 - 8:29am
#31
Sorry Thorn, can't let you kill this one. You've had enough. :D
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:21am
#32
I kill pick threads.
but you're not going to get this one myx
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 12:40pm
#33
Curses! Foiled again!
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 12:50pm
#34
I know you can't let the screamer / twanger get it.
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Thu, 09/04/2008 - 3:19pm
#35
Dthraco;153664 wrote:
I know you can't let the screamer / twanger get it.
nope
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 5:57pm
#36
I play an ugly bass sometimes... does that count?
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 6:03pm
#37
Go Nigel Go;153707 wrote:
I play an ugly bass sometimes... does that count?
sorry
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 6:17pm
#38
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Thu, 09/04/2008 - 7:10pm
#39
I am thoroughly enjoying this thread. Just thought you guys would like to know.
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 7:11pm
#40
I'm just hanging out and biding my time......
This one will be mine when the moment arrives!:p
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 7:19pm
#41
Another SX post
Hey I'm thinking about buying an SX 5 string fretless jazz....
What do you think?
I think that I would enjoy polishing that turd with new pickups and a bridge......(heheheheh)
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:23pm
#42
So...................Hockey season starts in 29 days 15 hours 36 minutes.
That ought to kill this thing ;)
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:25pm
#43
Heavy_P;153723 wrote:
So...................Hockey season starts in 29 days 15 hours 36 minutes.
That ought to kill this thing ;)
yaaaay hockey!!!!!
& timmies
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 9:38pm
#44
Love Timmies.
I have a large double, double right before I play hockey.
Red bull my ass ;)
Thu, 09/04/2008 - 10:04pm
#45
More importantly than that, FOOTBALL started tonight!!! OH YEAH!!!
Now I can sit and do finger exercises on my 6 string for 8 hours on a sunday afternoon now while watching football! OH YEAH!!! (had to keep it bass related so it doesn't get shut down ;) )
Rock oN!
jb
Fri, 09/05/2008 - 4:27am
#46
What's Football?
Fri, 09/05/2008 - 4:44am
#47
Football:
Just behind the big toe joint, on the underside of the foot, is a bone called the BALL of the foot, thus, and hence it is the FOOTBALL! :)
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Fri, 09/05/2008 - 5:28am
#48
not gonna happen
Fri, 09/05/2008 - 7:09am
#49
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JoeT13Bob9;153726 wrote:
More importantly than that, FOOTBALL started tonight!!! OH YEAH!!!
Now I can sit and do finger exercises on my 6 string for 8 hours on a sunday afternoon now while watching football! OH YEAH!!! (had to keep it bass related so it doesn't get shut down ;) )
Rock oN!
jb
Amen brotha......im stoked;)
Fri, 09/05/2008 - 9:37am
#50
JoeT13Bob9;153726 wrote:
More importantly than that, FOOTBALL started tonight!!! OH YEAH!!!
Now I can sit and do finger exercises on my 6 string for 8 hours on a sunday afternoon now while watching football! OH YEAH!!! (had to keep it bass related so it doesn't get shut down ;) )
Rock oN!
jb
WTF?? That's what I thought until I scrolled through my non-cable (I'm cheap that way) network channels and....nothing! Was it only on ESPN or something?
Someone has a little too much time on their hands.....eh?:rolleyes:
LOL
I kid, I kid.
It's not totally useless info. Now we all know Thorn is the Queen of thread kills ;)
Although if you go based on percentages, it's NWBasser that's like 15% of all his posts are kills :p
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