Threadkiller. Warning: COMPLETELY USELESS INFO!!!

Nothing really to say but I just realized that one more post will put the count to three digits...so perhaps the little tagline will change.

Had to write something just to see.

seemed like a good thread to do it on.

bye

I have to have two shots in my left shoulder and two in my left elbow of steroids. If that don't work, guess what? I get to have a rotator cuff replacement...fretting arm...Not too happy about that...sucks...But, hopefully there is only minimal damage and we can make it work out okay with the shots...

Other than that, everything is as usual...Set lists changes every week, etc..blah....Thornatude is about to come out of the woodwork this weekend and do the boogie woogie on some serious buttards....

This thread just won't die! ITS ALIVE, ALIVE I SAY!!!

Upgrading the Thornatude! Started drinking Boost for two of my three meals a day and I have a little bit of energy. Lost a few pounds. Trying to lose about thirty pounds to feel better and lower my blood pressure.

Do any of you have high bp? Mine sucks so bad. Even with two kinds of meds three times a day it's out of control. They are talking about it being my kidneys from the Lupus.

Take care of your heart! I wish I had never smoked, or let stress take control of me.

I declare today the day of increasing your Thornatude. Do something healthy and good for yourself!

PEACE:)

Man, I wish I'd never bought the ice cream maker!!
Gonna be the size of a bus soon.

I am close to being at least the size of the bus seat...But, ooh homemade ice cream sounds so divine! If I get the steroid shots I'll be feeling like a linebacker for a while...LOL

Come on, it's rude to leave this thread unattended!

Anyone a Goatwhore fan? My birthday is in April and one of my neighborhood metal kids that I practically raised plays in a hot band here called CHOKE and they are playing next friday night with Goatwhore and Black Faratu at a local club...Birthday bash in the making!

umm well not exactly but I'm sure there will be satanic mmblings and blood sacrifices along with some tinitus-inspired riffs.
have a ball

I am a 'goatwhore person of fandom...LOL

They are a great band....From New Orleans..Never heard of BlackFaratu but if the cookie monster gets on, I'm out.

CHOKE is a very good metal band local guys that went on the road for years with big bands...

So I could say black feratu will choke a goat whore with a fan?.

Who's winning?

Plus you don't even own a leopardskin leotard!

I jello wrestle in the raw, baby!! 

Where's Thorn when you need her?

Present...

Okay, if I have to watch nude jello wrestling I think I'm gay now!  :p  (intended)

I propose we change over to pudding wrestling..Just taste better!  Of course you can't put vodka in pudding, that would just be wrong...GROS....Maybe we can just do coca cola wrestling with all manner of shots of booze?  Sounds pretty hot to me!..WOO

I just read the last page of all this and it appears Ive missed a few things.

rock

DDD

This thread, cockroaches, and plastic.

What are three things that will survive a nuclear holocaust, Alex?

Probiotics!  I highly suggest them! 

.. are you gonna snatch this one Bekah!!

I have a fortune invested in jello and vodka (not to mention a sackful of leopardskin leotards) and no way am I givin' this one up!!

Well, seeins how you got your heart all set on the vodka and leotards dude, I'll renig and you may have your way kind sir.  I'll not stir the grass or startle the snakes on this one.  I just tried on a leopard leotard and i think i puked a little in my mouth, but if you can handle it I guess I can...I suspect I won't win any beauty contests anyways..LOL

Ode to Corona

I'm going to tell you a story, about a friend of mine.

His name is Corona, and he likes a little lime.

Put him in an ice pail, and put it in the sand.

On a warm sunny day, you'll find Corona in my hand.

...

A Tennessee man with a Fender..

Decided to go on a bender..

he jumped out his box..

only to wrestle an OX

and now his butt is still tender...

There once was a man from Down Under

On bass, he was an ace and a wonder

But he had Photoshop

And your pics he would crop

To provide him your shots be a blunder

couldn't resist... sorry about the dodgy job - I'll have to remove your head and do it again..

.. this Tennesse man with a Fender

his stick it got caught in a blender

it chewed up his Barts (and other small parts)

to lend him your Fender would end ya.

HAHA..You guys are crazy!  I enjoy the entertainment however! 

Oh and Surfer, my sweet friend Kay, she said she votes for me to wear leopardskin junk!  (not on my worst day!) but she was just being a good friend! 

A Leopard and Thorn got into a ring,

with vodka and jello they both got thrown in,

the leopard got drunk the stupid lil punk,

And Thorn ran away with his skin...

HAHA,,Good one Surfer

Thorn feels all tired

New skin she acquired

But now she is scared

The Leopard is Bared!