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Sure! Let me put on my non existent bikini and we'll get right on that!..ROFLMAO!!!!!!!:D

Hey we could make some money on that...There are all kinds of pervs out there that would just love some old lady/young guy vodka jello wrestling......Again...ROFLMAO~!:D:D

orders a ton of jello
starts hoarding raspberry vodka
makes sure there are plenty of batteries an memory sticks for the camera
starts selling tickets

and btw I WOULD expect roses

Even the dinosaurs eventually died off......

BTW, I know darn well I won't be killing this one.

Quitter.

FedEx delivered the Jello Crystals today. The vodka is brewing slowly in my garage and should be ready in a week or so. Trying to get a venue is causing a little problem...

Sure! Let me put on my non existent bikini and we'll get right on that!..ROFLMAO!!!!!!!:D

Hey we could make some money on that...There are all kinds of pervs out there that would just love some old lady/young guy vodka jello wrestling......Again...ROFLMAO~

Yeah, I was just... er, wait.. I... uh, nevermind... :o

:D

Me and the Surfer's ready for this thing!

LOL

The ad in the paper for this event should be just entertaining to say the least! :o

Well Joe, I hope you have your knickers and a spoon and a straw, cause this could be your end, your demise once and for all..May as well go out with a raspberry vodka buzz! If it's one thing I could probably do well, it's kick your butt in jello booze.........HA!:D

I should pick up a Drunken Boxing For Dummies book or something :p Lol! Maybe a subscription to Karate Magazine will do the trick. Just remember Thorny, I tend to be a slippery little bugger when I'm drenched in raspberry vodka :D I'm a veteran at this event ;)

Rock oN!
jb

Aha, I'm already one up on ya dude.........I have watched all the Jackie Chan Drunken Kung Fu video's for a long time, and took a small drill of it with Sigoth once.......I also have a very firm grip! Moms have experience in soapy, slippery kiddies and grabbing..........You'll need to get on a better defense than that son! You are about to become a Raspberry Pie!:D

from the sounds of it, I think that joe may also have a firm grip on it, but whether he decides to let go or not is another matter!

Ooh! Kinky.

:D

Rock oN!
jb

Hey! This thing was starting to slip down the list, could it be this thread is finally going to die?

DOH! :rolleyes:

I thought for a day or so that Joe and Thorn musta had no electricity, or be caught up in a lift, or up a creek without paddles.
But no, they turn up like the ThreadWarriors they are.
Like a dog with a bone, they bury it awhile, then after it starts to really hum, they pull it out and leave it under the couch for all of us to discover in our own (sweet) time.

:D

Ac/DC tune........Givin the Dog a Bone! Now it's stuck in my frontal cortex!

I have achieved a brilliant milestone in my current journey! I did not get up ONCE last night to pee! YAY! Been doing the cranberry capsules.........I know it sounds so silly to some of ya, but that is the first uninterrupted sleep I've had in a year! GOOD MOOD!:cool:

Now where did I put that bone????????:rolleyes:

Like I've always said (favorite words of Barack Obama), obscurity will not kill this thread!

Rock oN!
jb

Now where did I put that bone????????

Heh, heh, heh... :D

When is Ed McMahon going to get here with that check? :confused:

Who's Ed McMahon?

ROFLMAO! BareHanded, you just told your age babe!..LOL Good old ED!

SS, Ed McMahon was the sidekick to Johnny Carson for eons. Ed landed a deal with Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, and he's pretty famous for showing up to people's houses with a hefty check...........

Never been a secret, Thorn. Like our esteemed colleague Ron, I was born when Give 'em Hell, Harry was still living on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Could you slide my walker over here? I gotta go :D

Just got a stainless steel griddle for my barbequeue - gotta say that cleaning up afterwards was a breeze!

What did you cook on it?

Thought I'd really test it out:
Invited 4 friends

Marinated chicken thighs in soy, honey, ginger, star anise, chili
4.5 mins a side

Made my famous hamburglers - lean beef mince, red onion, coriander,basil,vietnamese mint, grated carrot, breadcrumbs, egg (to bind)
3 mins a side

A couple of 3 fillet steaks
3.5 mins a side

Also coated some zucchini and eggplant slices in flour/parmesan cheese, then gently grilled for 3mins a side

Threw on a couple of red capsicum, then skinned and served with olive oil and balsamic vinegar

Made some damper (aussie griddle cakes - sorta)

Served with a fresh cos lettuce, tiny tomato, cucumber, and mango salad.

Made some fresh horseradish sauce (real hot) to go with the steak.
Reduced some of the marinade to pour over the chicken thighs
Made a fresh tomato, pepper and onion salsa to go with the burglers.

Everyone loved it!!
Hangover Sunday morning - too much Czech beer!!

Marinated chicken thighs in soy, honey, ginger, star anise, chili
4.5 mins a side

Made my famous hamburglers - lean beef mince, red onion, coriander,basil,vietnamese mint, grated carrot, breadcrumbs, egg (to bind)
3 mins a side

A couple of 3 fillet steaks
3.5 mins a side

Also coated some zucchini and eggplant slices in flour/parmesan cheese, then gently grilled for 3mins a side

Threw on a couple of red capsicum, then skinned and served with olive oil and balsamic vinegar

Made some damper (aussie griddle cakes - sorta)

Served with a fresh cos lettuce, tiny tomato, cucumber, and mango salad.

Made some fresh horseradish sauce (real hot) to go with the steak.
Reduced some of the marinade to pour over the chicken thighs
Made a fresh tomato, pepper and onion salsa to go with the burglers.

Everyone loved it!!
Hangover Sunday morning - too much Czech beer!!

Dang! If I ever come to Australia, can I stay at your place? Invite Tal Wilkenfeld over and we'll have a big Uglyfest! Yowza! :cool::D

I'm there! Just tell me when and where and I'll fly down to that heavenly scenario within a moments notice!

Rock oN!
jb

Well Joe, you are going to have to keep it alive to kill for a while without me. Going into the hospital in the morning. May be a long stay. Not sure yet what will happen. I've got a serious viral infection in my blood and bones. Not sure how it will turn out. Just hurts so bad! Running 101 to 103 fever constantly, bone pain is not for the meek! Felt good enough to come post this to ya'll...Say a prayer won't ya?..

Prayers said, my friend.

We got your back. 'Til you get back. Then you're on you're own!

No offence, there, Joe! Just gotta watch out for my girl. ;)

Godspeed, Thorny.

I understand Fenderman. I don't hold it against you ;)

I will be praying, Thorny. Get better soon and get back here. You owe me a wrestling match! :D

Rock oN!
jb

Best of luck Thorn

Get well soon, Thorny.

Well, I talked my way out of the hospital...No insurance, but am very ill..I have Nephritic syndrome and uremic poisoning from my kidneys. All the tests show the same thing...I should ideally be in a hospital on IV antibiotics and liquids, because I am horribly dehydrated. THe pain in the joints is due to Uric Acid crystals...I tell ya, it's like having glass shards in your joints......THey are putting me on a strong dose of Cipro with a mostly liquid diet and bed rest at home..If in about three days there is no improvement, I'll have no choice but to go to the hospital........Yikes!..:(

:(
Shitty buzz girl.
Here's to a speedy recovery, you're tough as nails!

oh Thorn, im sorry dear.
i will be praying for ya;)
get well....we all hate it when your not here:)

Thanks guys:cool:.........Appreciate the well wishes and prayers.....First time up since I got home this morning from the doc. Still no results, it's just too early to tell.....

Cipro is strong.....Makes me very dizzy......Any of you guys taken this before? OOH, Back to bed........Later gators!

welcome back thorn.
keep your spirits up

Why. Wont. You. Die. Allready?!

because.you.keep.coming.back:)

Relax, Doc. It won't be up to you to kill it anyway, so just sit back and enjoy! :D

My prayers are with you, Thorny. Much love. <3

Rock oN!
jb

Geez Joe. Thought you'd fallen off your perch.

:D:p

Bungee Jumping. Seems like a rather tame activity now but what kind of mentality came up with this thought process originally .............. I have an idea. Let's tie a great big rubber band around our ankles and jump off a bridge??????? :confused: And did the idea man actually do the first jump? Or did he talk somebody else into trying it for him?

Nah it was invented in Papua New Guinea, and they didn't have latex then (sorry slade) so they just twisted creepers together and jumped.

Lots of them were pretty bad at math.

Many people from Papua New Guinea are short.

LOL......Bare you really put some thought into that! It is a rather odd concept when you think about it!

Next question is this........if Thorn falls down in the forest, does anyone hear her fall? Oh wait, that's tree's huh? Okay, if Silver Surfer gets bit by an ant, does anyone hear the ant's reason? That's a tight spot...Answer that un!;)

Because Chuck Norris told it to.

Chuck actually has pioneered a new form of martial ants

He had to have An operation to add the two extra limbs and increase his brain capacity.

They were worried that he'd lose the power of speech, but it didn't seem to make much difference.

Now he can kick ass with two feet and still play the drums

Actually, the ant was Chuck Norris.

OH HO HO! Did I just BLOW YOUR MIND?!