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Oh, Chuck Norris. I can't believe I've gone a whole week without posting here! I've been crazy busy, so my level of posting will decrease greatly until after the new year. :( I bet you though you had a leg up on me didn't you, Thorn? I don't think so, my friend. :D

Rock oN!
jb

:p hey joe

i'm so sickk today, but i'll get bettter and whup up on ya soon....:D

I thoroughly enjoy protein shakes.

Earwax
Nothing worse than shoving a finger in an ear and shoving it all the way down.
Half deaf and unbalanced

Who?;159398 wrote:I thoroughly enjoy protein shakes.

Chocolate ones are good. Vanilla ones are nasty. Blech.

I tried that ear wax stuff a couple of times. I just didn't get it. I mean......
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Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses. I'll be here all week

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one.

:D

Rock oN!
jb

Arright so we have to keep this one alive for Thorn, and from what I understand - when she's back and healthy, we're gonna see the nastiest vodka jello wrestling ever staged this side of the continental divide. Am I right, Joe?

You have no idea.

;)

Rock oN!
jb

(waiting patiently)

It may relieve your anticipation to know that when this fight does go down, I will be wearing nothing but a leopard print thong. In preparation for the fight, I will be getting a full body wax and will be greased from head to toe in vasaline. Mother or not, you've got nothin on me, Thorny! Mwahahahah!!!! :D :D

Still waiting patiently?

Rock oN!
jb

leopard print thong and vaseline...
whoah!
I'm afraid the visuals are almost too much for me...
May I suggest a non-petroleum-based lubricant just in case someone starts to bite - the vaseline (as you probably already know) tastes horrible.
I'm visualising a Borat-like encounter.

Well, I'm hoping the vasaline reduces the level of biting in the fight :rolleyes:

Rock oN!
jb

JoeT13Bob9;159857 wrote:Well, I'm hoping the vasaline reduces the level of biting in the fight :rolleyes:

Rock oN!
jb

No! Biting is good. Sometimes it'll break up a clinch! :p

Fenderman;159870 wrote:No! Biting is good. Sometimes it'll break up a clinch! :p
This is going to raise the overhead costs of the event - now we'll have to have a doctor on hand to make sure the damage is contained at least to the combatants and doesn't spread to the innocent bystanders.
Personally, I'll be wearing Kevlar just in case.

I'm not a doctor but I HAVE played one on the internet :cool:. I'd be willing to be the attending physician. I'll donate my services and use it as a tax write off. Do you validate??? :D

I'll validate that! Plus you can write it off at like $300/hr :D We'll be sure to take lots of time between rounds ;) By the time we're done, you won't owe Uncle Sam a dime!

Rock oN!
jb

Bare Handed;160080 wrote:I'm not a doctor but I HAVE played one on the internet :cool:. I'd be willing to be the attending physician. I'll donate my services and use it as a tax write off. Do you validate??? :D
Wait one second....

let's take that quote apart....
'I'm not a doctor' ....ok that's clear you're no MD
'..but I have played one on the internet' ....now that my friends, is dead suspect!!
I'm getting visions of a sordid type...eew...

Ok, since Thorn's got that bad@$$ walker now, I suggested a joust instead of a wrestling match. Thoughts? Questions? Concerns?

We could use bass necks as lances (just no Jackson necks :p ) and get BD and Headle to push us toward each other :D I haven't figured out how yet, but I'm sure we can still work the raspberry vodka in there ;)

I think that if we put our heads together we can come up with an epic event! We can even have an ensemble of bassists playing daunting, bowel-rumbling music for effect!

So wadaya think?

Rock oN!
Lancelot

JoeT13Bob9;160225 wrote:
We could use bass necks as lances

Use twangstick necks. That way, when they break, nobody cares. :D

Also, everytime you break a twangstick neck, the crowd has to take a shot of raspberry vodka! Woo Hoo! Huzzah! :D

Bwahahahahahahaha..Sick as I feel right now, that was some funny stuff......LEOPARD PRINT THONG?...OMG! I am so happy we have reduced this to a joust with walkers because ewwwwwwwwwwwww vaseline slime..LOL

Just thinking along the lines of a walker joust with thongs, and me being a pretty hot old lady, um, I hope you younguns can handle all this without a faint heart or a trip to ER for hotness factor GRanny X..........WOO......sounds incredibly scarey to me..HAHAHAHA:eek::eek:

Trust me peeps, you'll want to cover the thonged thorn quickly.......You could go blind ya know!:p

...looks around for some Peptobismol..

wtf this thread still alive?

hey i just realized that ive got 1000+ posts O.O hurra!

Frejtlejs;160520 wrote:wtf this thread still alive?

Oh yes, my friend...oh yes.

Rock oN!
jb

JoeT13Bob9;160616 wrote:Oh yes, my friend...oh yes.

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jb
I reckon you're gonna need a crack sack and back wax before you don that leopardskin thong, joe!

Oh Gawd!!!!!! :eek: That is far more visual than a person needs to deal with, SS. I'm going to go lay down now

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit!
This thing still going?

Heck yes! Where have you been? Not killing threads obviously...

:D

Rock oN!
jb

does it still smart, Joe??
But it sure feels great when you cross your legs, don't it?

JoeT13Bob9;160811 wrote:Heck yes! Where have you been? Not killing threads obviously...

:D

Rock oN!
jb

I've been dealing with stuff for the last few weeks, havn't had a chance to be here ;)
Had to figure ya'll wouldn't let it die :)

silverSurfer;160831 wrote:does it still smart, Joe??
But it sure feels great when you cross your legs, don't it?

HAHAHA!!!! Oh yeah...smooth as butter :)

Rock oN!
jb

:D

not yet sucka's

i'm sick, not dead, so neither is this thread...............:p

Well dammit, Thorn. I almost had the hole dug for it, too. :p Hang on kids. It's time for round two

Dangit! And here I was thinking I had dominated this one. It almost went a month! That's ok. I'll still get it in the end :D

Rock oN!
jb

...and on.

:)

Rock oN!
jb

All present and accounted for........... let the games resume

Okay, in round one (lets all pretend that) Thorn comes out all bronzed and in a silver lame' bikini.......Steps into the pool of Raspberry Vodka Jello to eagerly await her opponent JOEBOB.........

Joe Bob comes out on the other side, sporting a gold lame' g-string, looking all manly and stuff, steps into the pool of Raspberry Vodka Jello, only....................he steps into the DEEP END.........

Thorn gets FIRST POINT for common sense...........:D

Thorn;162452 wrote:Thorn comes out all bronzed and in a silver lame' bikini.......
Joe Bob comes out on the other side, sporting a gold lame' g-string

I think this is too much info.
However, I believe he'll be wearing the same leopardskin thong we used in his photo shoot (one like that man from Kazakstan )

So THAT's where my gold lame G-string went to. I've been looking for that :p

The deep end? Come on Thorny. Didn't I tell you that I'm 11 feet tall? Deep end, schmeep end. Laughable. HAHAHAHA!!! :D :D

Right on with the G-string though! :o

So does this mean the joust is off and the wrestling is back on?

Rock oN!
jb

JoeT13Bob9;162528 wrote:The deep end? Come on Thorny. Didn't I tell you that I'm 11 feet tall? Deep end, schmeep end. Laughable. HAHAHAHA!!! :D :D

Right on with the G-string though! :o

So does this mean the joust is off and the wrestling is back on?

Rock oN!
jb

HA!? Okay since you are 11 feet tall, I am beautiful and we are pretending all this, let's say instead of my natural DD's I am a FFF and that counts as weapons...

We can have a variety of events JB because its sounding like you have an advantage of overtowering me in any event, but I will save the wrestling for last so that ye may be smothered quite easily................:D

as far as jousting if you are 11 feet tall then that event is called off unless I can be stretched.............LOL

I think that constitutes a forfeit on the jousting! I win! MWAHAHAHAH!!!

Smothered in FFF's? I can't say I'm really on the losing end of that one either :D Too inappropriate? Haha! Oh well. :)

But no really...I'm 11 feet tall.

;)

Rock oN!
jb

duh, what was I thinking? Yeah the Trip f's is not a good weapon........I'll have to be more innovative and win at least one event.......this 11 foot tALL thing is gonna require some thinking........

HELP SILVER SURFER:eek:

Thorn;162755 wrote:
as far as jousting if you are 11 feet tall then that event is called off unless I can be stretched.............LOL
I have a funny suspicion that it could be arranged...
KENNY!!!!!. (where is that guy when you need him??

FFF weapons?

whtat a great band name!

:p

Thorn, I hope you are aware that I've been training very heavily in yoga and salsa dancing...the two greatest martial arts. You are definitely going down now. Good luck.

:D

Rock oN!
jb

I come to chew bubble gum and kick some ass....................you won't defeat me.............I am highly trained in the art of wooden boken, light saber, and shanai..............You goin down baby.............:p

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