Threadkiller. Warning: COMPLETELY USELESS INFO!!!

Oh, Chuck Norris. I can't believe I've gone a whole week without posting here! I've been crazy busy, so my level of posting will decrease greatly until after the new year. :( I bet you though you had a leg up on me didn't you, Thorn? I don't think so, my friend. :D

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jb

:p hey joe

i'm so sickk today, but i'll get bettter and whup up on ya soon....:D

I thoroughly enjoy protein shakes.

Earwax
Nothing worse than shoving a finger in an ear and shoving it all the way down.
Half deaf and unbalanced

Chocolate ones are good. Vanilla ones are nasty. Blech.

I tried that ear wax stuff a couple of times. I just didn't get it. I mean......
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Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses. I'll be here all week

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one.

:D

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jb

Arright so we have to keep this one alive for Thorn, and from what I understand - when she's back and healthy, we're gonna see the nastiest vodka jello wrestling ever staged this side of the continental divide. Am I right, Joe?

You have no idea.

;)

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jb

(waiting patiently)

It may relieve your anticipation to know that when this fight does go down, I will be wearing nothing but a leopard print thong. In preparation for the fight, I will be getting a full body wax and will be greased from head to toe in vasaline. Mother or not, you've got nothin on me, Thorny! Mwahahahah!!!! :D :D

Still waiting patiently?

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jb

leopard print thong and vaseline...
whoah!
I'm afraid the visuals are almost too much for me...
May I suggest a non-petroleum-based lubricant just in case someone starts to bite - the vaseline (as you probably already know) tastes horrible.
I'm visualising a Borat-like encounter.

Well, I'm hoping the vasaline reduces the level of biting in the fight :rolleyes:

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jb

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jb

No! Biting is good. Sometimes it'll break up a clinch! :p

I'm not a doctor but I HAVE played one on the internet :cool:. I'd be willing to be the attending physician. I'll donate my services and use it as a tax write off. Do you validate??? :D

I'll validate that! Plus you can write it off at like $300/hr :D We'll be sure to take lots of time between rounds ;) By the time we're done, you won't owe Uncle Sam a dime!

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jb

let's take that quote apart....
'I'm not a doctor' ....ok that's clear you're no MD
'..but I have played one on the internet' ....now that my friends, is dead suspect!!
I'm getting visions of a sordid type...eew...

Ok, since Thorn's got that bad@$$ walker now, I suggested a joust instead of a wrestling match. Thoughts? Questions? Concerns?

We could use bass necks as lances (just no Jackson necks :p ) and get BD and Headle to push us toward each other :D I haven't figured out how yet, but I'm sure we can still work the raspberry vodka in there ;)

I think that if we put our heads together we can come up with an epic event! We can even have an ensemble of bassists playing daunting, bowel-rumbling music for effect!

So wadaya think?

Rock oN!
Lancelot

Use twangstick necks. That way, when they break, nobody cares. :D

Also, everytime you break a twangstick neck, the crowd has to take a shot of raspberry vodka! Woo Hoo! Huzzah! :D

Bwahahahahahahaha..Sick as I feel right now, that was some funny stuff......LEOPARD PRINT THONG?...OMG! I am so happy we have reduced this to a joust with walkers because ewwwwwwwwwwwww vaseline slime..LOL

Just thinking along the lines of a walker joust with thongs, and me being a pretty hot old lady, um, I hope you younguns can handle all this without a faint heart or a trip to ER for hotness factor GRanny X..........WOO......sounds incredibly scarey to me..HAHAHAHA:eek::eek:

Trust me peeps, you'll want to cover the thonged thorn quickly.......You could go blind ya know!:p

...looks around for some Peptobismol..

wtf this thread still alive?

hey i just realized that ive got 1000+ posts O.O hurra!

Oh yes, my friend...oh yes.

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jb

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jb
I reckon you're gonna need a crack sack and back wax before you don that leopardskin thong, joe!

Oh Gawd!!!!!! :eek: That is far more visual than a person needs to deal with, SS. I'm going to go lay down now

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit!
This thing still going?

Heck yes! Where have you been? Not killing threads obviously...

:D

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jb

does it still smart, Joe??
But it sure feels great when you cross your legs, don't it?

:D

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jb

I've been dealing with stuff for the last few weeks, havn't had a chance to be here ;)
Had to figure ya'll wouldn't let it die :)

HAHAHA!!!! Oh yeah...smooth as butter :)

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jb

:D

not yet sucka's

i'm sick, not dead, so neither is this thread...............:p

Well dammit, Thorn. I almost had the hole dug for it, too. :p Hang on kids. It's time for round two

Dangit! And here I was thinking I had dominated this one. It almost went a month! That's ok. I'll still get it in the end :D

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jb

...and on.

:)

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jb

All present and accounted for........... let the games resume

Okay, in round one (lets all pretend that) Thorn comes out all bronzed and in a silver lame' bikini.......Steps into the pool of Raspberry Vodka Jello to eagerly await her opponent JOEBOB.........

Joe Bob comes out on the other side, sporting a gold lame' g-string, looking all manly and stuff, steps into the pool of Raspberry Vodka Jello, only....................he steps into the DEEP END.........

Thorn gets FIRST POINT for common sense...........:D

I think this is too much info.
However, I believe he'll be wearing the same leopardskin thong we used in his photo shoot (one like that man from Kazakstan )

So THAT's where my gold lame G-string went to. I've been looking for that :p

The deep end? Come on Thorny. Didn't I tell you that I'm 11 feet tall? Deep end, schmeep end. Laughable. HAHAHAHA!!! :D :D

Right on with the G-string though! :o

So does this mean the joust is off and the wrestling is back on?

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jb

Right on with the G-string though! :o

So does this mean the joust is off and the wrestling is back on?

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jb

HA!? Okay since you are 11 feet tall, I am beautiful and we are pretending all this, let's say instead of my natural DD's I am a FFF and that counts as weapons...

We can have a variety of events JB because its sounding like you have an advantage of overtowering me in any event, but I will save the wrestling for last so that ye may be smothered quite easily................:D

as far as jousting if you are 11 feet tall then that event is called off unless I can be stretched.............LOL

I think that constitutes a forfeit on the jousting! I win! MWAHAHAHAH!!!

Smothered in FFF's? I can't say I'm really on the losing end of that one either :D Too inappropriate? Haha! Oh well. :)

But no really...I'm 11 feet tall.

;)

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jb

duh, what was I thinking? Yeah the Trip f's is not a good weapon........I'll have to be more innovative and win at least one event.......this 11 foot tALL thing is gonna require some thinking........

HELP SILVER SURFER:eek:

FFF weapons?

whtat a great band name!

:p

Thorn, I hope you are aware that I've been training very heavily in yoga and salsa dancing...the two greatest martial arts. You are definitely going down now. Good luck.

:D

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jb

I come to chew bubble gum and kick some ass....................you won't defeat me.............I am highly trained in the art of wooden boken, light saber, and shanai..............You goin down baby.............:p