"Looking for Ugly" stupid Craigslist Ads Thread

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Hilarious,Rediculous Craigslist ads include this one...LMAO! Are they freakin serious?!:eek::rolleyes:

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/muc/829108058.html

Post more stupid retarded Craigslist ads you guys find where pretentious twangers or stinkies looking for Uglies made you laugh!

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wow.....thats pretty sad haha

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myxology;152996 wrote:

And then follow the standard UBP: Turn your sh!t up LOUD, smear CSS all over your chest, and whatever you do, for heavens sake, JUMP OFF OF STUFF!

Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

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that black paul with the white trim is giving me GAS.........:p

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had to make this :D

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myxology;152996 wrote:

And then follow the standard UBP: Turn your sh!t up LOUD, smear CSS all over your chest, and whatever you do, for heavens sake, JUMP OFF OF STUFF!

Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

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That's awsome. I'm using that if you dont mind ;)

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that is some funny stuff

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GregC;153968 wrote:
Hilarious,Rediculous Craigslist ads include this one...LMAO! Are they freakin serious?!:eek::rolleyes:

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/muc/829108058.html

Post more stupid retarded Craigslist ads you guys find where pretentious twangers or stinkies looking for Uglies made you laugh!

ridiculously funny!
I believe they're great guys, not joking!

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Frejtlejs;108668 wrote:
.. although i will have to kill melker if he quits playin' bass..

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As for guitar hero... I can't keep myself from asking the guitar heroes have you ever thought about how good you would've been if you had been spent all that time practicing with a real guitar?
I know that's mean, but what if people actually did it?

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Frejtlejs;108668 wrote:
.. although i will have to kill melker if he quits playin' bass..

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GH sux

I amlost broke my wirst and ripped out my tendons onthat thing!

it made me mad, cuz I know how to play, but that game is not real

Guitar Hero FTL

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I know I said this before, but let's have a rerun:D

Perhaps if they made the guitar controllers with censers ans strings to represent each note, and you had to actually had to hit the right say root note on eack chord. That would be a great start!

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