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Trying to impress a chick...
Thu, 09/25/2008 - 10:59pm
Not just any chick either, this one's my wife!
The deal is that my girl (bumper, sigoth, wife, master or however y'alls like to put it) is in fact a creative genius. I don't really know what I am or am not allowed to disclose but I do need to ask a favor of everyone here.
All I'm asking you to do is log in to your MySpace account and send friend requests to these two profiles:
Myspace.com/sassadixon
and
Myspace.com/jorymasterson
There won't be any spamming or anything like that. My girl is trying to do something and I'm trying to do what little I can to give her the same support that she's given me all these years.
Thu, 09/25/2008 - 11:16pm
#2
J Rug, unfortunately I don't have a Myspace account or I'd be right on it. I'll look into setting up an account so I can do this for you, but I'm not very good with computers and we'll have to hope for the best on this. I hope that this works out and she's happy with you. Sounds like you've got a great gal there.
A marriage between creative geniuses must be interesting.:)
Thu, 09/25/2008 - 11:42pm
#3
Done and done.
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 4:41am
#4
OK, I did it!
....but I want a cut of the profits ;)
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 7:40am
#5
You guys are alright, I don't care what your twangers say about you :)
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 8:15am
#6
Aaight, I'm on it.
Edit: Done. Nice of you to do this, bro!
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 5:11pm
#7
I asked my girl to read this thread and she was very touched. She's catered a few Uglyfests and even taken a liking to some of the Uglys I've brought around, but I think she's really starting to get the idea of what this place is all about.
Thanks guys.
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 5:22pm
#8
Done.
You want to impress her?
Put the seat down.
Get her Hallmark cards for no reason.
Act like you remember all the dates that are important to her even if you have to keep a secret cheat sheet.
If she asks you if you think some other girl/actress/news reporter is cute the answer is always and I mean ALWAYS No, she doesn't do anything for me...
Make the coffee every morning.
~ TB
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 6:35pm
#9
done and added.....thx
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 7:02pm
#10
tonebender;155797 wrote:
Done.
You want to impress her?
Put the seat down.
Get her Hallmark cards for no reason.
Act like you remember all the dates that are important to her even if you have to keep a secret cheat sheet.
If she asks you if you think some other girl/actress/news reporter is cute the answer is always and I mean ALWAYS No, she doesn't do anything for me...
Make the coffee every morning.
~ TB
I see where you're going, TB and it IS good advice. The problem is that if I come out with a dog and pony show like that at this stage in the game she's gonna want to know who I've been foolin' around with.
We've been doing business a LONGGGGG time, ya'mean?
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 7:28pm
#11
Lol, good call jrug! :D
Oh, and done. Glad I could help.
TB, been with my girl about 8 years. (married for 2 of 'em)
And I put the seat down.
I don't give Hallmark cards for no reason, I do flowers. And NOT roses. Or I'll just clean up the house while she's out, or something simple like that.
I do remember all the dates.
I always tell her that other girls are hot, because she knows the truth. And I always point out guys to her that she might like. We don't know what jealousy is.
And she's still makin' the coffee. :)
So I'm pretty good on the scoreboard. She spoils me rotten, but she's not doin' bad either.
I like this game. :)
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 7:44pm
#12
I wouldn't trade sigoth lying to me about my butt for a million bucks!..Well, maybe if someone gave me a million he could tell me the truth for once and I'd let it go!..yeah, I'm down with that!..Yeah! :cool:
He's a spoiler deluxe! But, he's verrrrrrrrrrrry spoiled! Still slaps my azz when I get up to go to another room, still says I'm sexy even when I look like Phyllis Diller on steroids, and still thinks I have bedroom eyes, even when they are red from no sleep..He rocks my world ya'll! Men are awesome creatures! ;)
Oh and it's been 11 years!..
Oh yeah, okay JRug, on my way to MySpace to do the do my friend!..:)
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Fri, 09/26/2008 - 7:47pm
#13
Thanks Thorny.
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:24pm
#14
Woah.. I've gotta admit, I'm a romantic guy. I just got into my first relationship, we've been a couple for almost 6 months now and things are great.
I just wanted to say it cause yall's going on bout YOUR sigoths, so what the hell, why not... Oh god I'm so fucking in love :D
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:56pm
#15
Doc, that explains the serious drops in your posting numbers. :)
Don't think I didn't notice.
Fri, 09/26/2008 - 11:50pm
#16
Hehe... What can I say bro?
I've been distracted!
I cant blame it all on her though, acting like a grown person can also take up a lot of your time...Eventhough being with her is part of the whole Acting like a grown person, and one of the things that drives it... Bah, whatever.
Let's blame it on the university and leave it at that.
Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:05am
#17
done and done
hope you get something, um, extra, out of this :rolleyes:
Sat, 09/27/2008 - 3:51pm
#18
Done and done!!! Giggity.
Sun, 09/28/2008 - 10:52pm
#19
done sir.
a friend request from DDD is like a blessing from the pope. The pope of awesomeness. or something. I dunno. Done.
rock.
DDD
Mon, 09/29/2008 - 6:23pm
#20
I sent the request, the balls in their court now, what is this for the two accounts?=)
Mon, 09/29/2008 - 7:59pm
#21
Sorry I'm late to the party...done and done.
Wed, 10/01/2008 - 6:56am
#22
tonebender;155797 wrote:
Done.
You want to impress her?
Put the seat down.
Get her Hallmark cards for no reason.
Act like you remember all the dates that are important to her even if you have to keep a secret cheat sheet.
If she asks you if you think some other girl/actress/news reporter is cute the answer is always and I mean ALWAYS No, she doesn't do anything for me...
Make the coffee every morning.
~ TB
TB, that stuff works all the time.
'Specially the seat thing, and the coffee.:D
Only problem- after a few years they come to expect it all the time. Then if you forget the seat one time:rolleyes:-woohoo:eek:, look out! You'll never hear the end of it. haha.
LowDown:cool:
Thu, 12/01/2011 - 1:54pm
#23
Seats up; past lifes
Seats up.I worked for a janitorial service, and managed a few crews. You would never know, but we were taught, seats up after cleaning.
Dr. Oz, the guy on TV, presented reasons for putting down the seat before flushing. Apparently, the water movement causes an almost invisible geyser. Since most of us know whats been flushed, where did those polluted water droplets disappear to? You wounder how many landed on the toothbrush.
Thats worse than noodling without washing your hands.
Want to impress, clean the powder room. scrub the porclien throne. Keep those water spots under control. And do it without any chest beating.
Thu, 12/01/2011 - 6:47pm
#24
Gonz, I was about 3/4's of
Gonz, I was about 3/4's of the way through reading all the posts on this trhead before I relized it was a three year old.....
I don't do any social media. no facebook, twitter, myspace etc. etc. just cant be bothered keeping up.
My wife is good to me, and I do my best to be good to her. She lets me buy basses & guitars, motorcycles, and new cameras now and again. She cooks, cleans, shops, etc. (and she mows the lawn)
I fix stuff when its broken. Seat down. Check - gotta keep the dogs from drinking out of it.
23 years of marriage to the same gal, must have done something right.
I don't do myspace, except for my band. My MySpace page is a blank page that has my name on it. I'll see what I can do.:)
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