1000th post - Thanks for all the mammaries

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I know it's customary to have a little song and dance on the occasion of your cherry getting busted. I can recall a few choice moments as a few of our brothers and sisters made the mark.

Some of 'em took years to get there, preferring to lurk offstage, some of 'em were rocket-propelled. (yay Thorn!)

I'd like to think I sit somewhere in the middle, knowing that the saying 'empty vessels make the most noise' couldn't possibly apply to me (haha)

This is my version.

I've worked out that it's actually irrelevant how often you post in here, as each post is viewed and commented upon to with the same amount of care and respect as the next one.

This is an anomaly within the web sphere, where people consistently hide behind alter egos that seldom bely their true motives.

Apart from a couple of moments during the recent American Election, I can't say that I've ever noticed anyone getting bagged, flamed, dissed or otherwise picked-upon. I was really sorry to see that some of the people, one in particular that I really respected, decided to call it a day, although I understand that he does lurk occasionally. I miss your input, Uncle.

Although we mostly refer to each other by the pseudonyms that we invent, it's gratifying to see that occasionally we call each other by our true names, with the knowledge and trust that it implies.

So, for the record, thanks to Slade and his great team for building this forum.
Thanks to my ugly friends for making it habitable.
(But I wish DDD would stop swinging from the chandeliers!!)

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Cheers (applause in background) to sS.:D

Congrats on a Grand.:)

And yeah, I miss UF's insight (and his videos) also.:(

LowDown:cool:

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1K.....

very very good! 2,000 is next....

big al

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congrats!!!! As long as im around, no chandeliers are safe, nor are your wallets and spare tires for that reason.

I also recommend locking up your daughters.

other than that, totally harmless.

you da man SS... next time im in Oz you can by me a beer. or two. or three.

rock.

DDD

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SS, it's nice having you around. Congrats on your 1,000th post and here's to the next 1,000.;):)

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Congrats, SS but, just whose mammaries are we talking about here? :confused: (you promised that was just between us :o )

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congrats amigo... it's you all that keep tis place kickin' and cool, so thanks for that!
Politics can flip some people out, fire some people up, and turn others off. No more of it here... one bad turn and all kinds of bad stuff can go down. I still think UF not hunkering back in is damn strange... maybe he found another bass home which fits his mojo better.... it's all good though... they come and go but I stay put- ugly is permanent!!

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Congrats!!! I've been falling way behind since I all but vanished from the bass world for awhile.

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Whoo-Hoo! :D

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Cheers, mate!

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Congrats SS!

More importantly though, your insightful and thoughtful writing along with your most-excellent humor have made a great contribution to the circus-of-fun that this site is. I can't overstate how much I thoroughly enjoy reading your posts.

Cheers Mate and much thanks for your company here!:D

NWBasser, aka Jason (another one!??)

Regarding UF, um yeah, I really miss the guy. I may be going down there sometime soon and may try to track him down. He's bigger than me, so forcing him back here directly may not work so well, but I could nab his jazz and hold it hostage until his return. Yes, it's a complicated and poorly thought-out plan, but sometimes even the worst of plans succeed in some measure or another.;)

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NWBasser;166233 wrote:

Regarding UF, um yeah, I really miss the guy.

Me, too. :(

He's a beer brewer, you know? :p

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Happy 1k Surfer. It's been great having you around.

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NWBasser;166233 wrote:

Regarding UF, um yeah, I really miss the guy. I may be going down there sometime soon and may try to track him down. He's bigger than me, so forcing him back here directly may not work so well

Well.

He ain't bigger than me.

Address please. :D

Just effin' with you Uncle Fat. I know you're watchin'.

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Congratz!

It's way cool to have people from other parts of the world on here.

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Hey FM you know that postin pics like that on here can get you into a bunch of trouble - my PhotoShop finger is itching to mash that one up. BTW thanks for the beer.
Two Dogs...(!)

And to the rest of you ugly lot, what are you doing here reading this??
Get back out to the woodshed and practice yer chops!!

Seriously, It's been a great outlet for me, knowing that I can safely take the p!ss outta most of you because (apart from that scurvy pirate) you are all far too far away to retaliate if you did take offence.

Plus, triple_D needs some exercise occasionally and if they let him out of the cage once in a while, why the heck can't he swing from the chandeliers?

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silverSurfer;166338 wrote:
Hey FM you know that postin pics like that on here can get you into a bunch of trouble - my PhotoShop finger is itching to mash that one up.

In fact......

And now that I've got this one, keep your eyes peeled for other things that he could be holding!!
LMAO this gonna be fun!!
Might even have to start a new thread...hahahahaha

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