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C'mon I know you all hate this thread, but we gotta do it so's we can look back this time next year to check out what kinda losers we are.
(except for the few that actually make it)

1:Less beer
2:More exercise
3:Less chocolate
4:No smokes
5:No more resolutions
6 Do something substantially philanthropic/charitable, to be completed by year's end. Already sponsoring a couple of kids, want to do something a bit more engaging than just sending money to an intermediary that clips 80% for 'administrative expenses'

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I don't make resolutions, I make goals for the new year. As it stands I haven't set my goals just yet...

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Hit the gym more, drink less soda ( damn i drink a lot of soda) and play a lot of bass. I think I can do the last one :D

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Practice More, Compose More, Stop Sucking

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I'm with OTDOY on that one. Specifically stop sucking.

As well, no more pop, I'm done with the stuff, it's water from here on out. More reading, less computer/TV.

There are too many to name, but I've already decided that 2010 is my year, so...y'know...it can't be taken away.

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1. exercise
2. smoke less
3. write for 20 minutes a day
4. read from a book before sleep instead of surfing.
5. radically cut back on sugar

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Well, as is normal for this time of year, I need to lose some weight. Unfortunately, the only major flaw in my diet is beer so... It's got to go. Just way, way too many calories. I will learn to pick and choose far more wisely when and how much to imbibe.

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If you were to lay off the chocolate flavored beer you'd kill 2 with one stone huh?

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silverSurfer;184299 wrote:
If you were to lay off the chocolate flavored beer you'd kill 2 with one stone huh?

Boy! You a nut! :D

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1. have more patience with my 4 year old
2. only get on the puter after the boys go to bed
3. get my a$$ in shape on this Wii Fit/sports thingy
4. play my basses more often

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Beer is not simply a means of drunkenness nor is it merely a lubricant to grease the skids to sin. Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his delight to conceal and the glory of kings to search out. And men enjoy it to mark their days and celebrate moments and stand with their brothers in the face of what life brings - Stephen Mansfield, The search for God and Guinness

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Hey Jackie, toss the Wii in the trash and get yourself outside!!

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its like 18 deg F b4 wind chill and snowing........

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Beer is not simply a means of drunkenness nor is it merely a lubricant to grease the skids to sin. Beer, well respected and rightly consumed, can be a gift of God. It is one of his mysteries, which it was his delight to conceal and the glory of kings to search out. And men enjoy it to mark their days and celebrate moments and stand with their brothers in the face of what life brings - Stephen Mansfield, The search for God and Guinness

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aah I get it. Shoulda pieced it together when you made a comment on FB about BBQ at 8 degrees.
Duh!!
Ah well, there's plenty of exercise you can get inside the house!!
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:D:p;)

believe it or not the wii does actually make you work out... more so for outta shape folks like me...

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Ok so I caved
Still smoking, but only 3 a day.
I'm gonna try a prescription..

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silverSurfer;185936 wrote:
Ok so I caved
Still smoking, but only 3 a day.
I'm gonna try a prescription..

I went from 2 1/2 packs or more a day to none overnight in 1985, SS. Of course that was about my 500th try :p. It's not necessarily the nicotine addiction itself that makes it so hard. It's what activities you find to replace the rituals of smoking. It's amazing how much of your everyday activities are dominated by the act of smoking. My last cigarette was on June 3, 1985 and I still find myself checking out lighters at the convenience store checkout lines. I've actually almost bought them. Chew gum (regular, not nicorette) in place of smoking. Find a worry stone to keep your hands occupied. That will ease the transition. Good luck!

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Finally made some goals for

Finally made some goals for this year.

1. Find and Or start a new band and get back on stage asap.
2. Write, Record and produce 3 songs of my own. Basically putting out my own EP.
3. Buy a new car
4. Got some weightlifting and fitness goals here but I won't post them for the sake of brevity.

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