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Sat, 05/22/2010 - 7:13pm

slade

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You're so Ugly your dog won't even play with you

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is going to be making a comeback. We're working on it behind the scenes, and it's gonna be bigger and badder than ever! Also working on a videos/lessons area as well. Essentially we're revamping the site and putting in some much needed effort so hang in there fellas, UGLY is coming back HARD!!!

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Sun, 05/23/2010 - 12:32pm

ohthedaysofyore

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You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

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Awesome.

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I think you buy more gear then I buy food.

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Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:53pm

masterofchains

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You're so Ugly your dog won't even play with you

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schweet man! Can't wait to

schweet man! Can't wait to see it!

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Thu, 05/27/2010 - 6:34pm

myxology

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If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

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Don't call it a comeback I

Don't call it a comeback

I been here for years

Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear

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oldfclefer;148393 wrote:

It's not what comes out of your pocket that makes the bass great, it's what keeps you in the pocket that really counts. :cool:

Halfamind;125614 wrote:

the weak and stupid will be the weak and stupid, their influence will be their own.

Sun, 06/06/2010 - 1:30am

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Hey Slade...

You want that audio player I made??

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Mon, 06/07/2010 - 4:27pm

slade

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You're so Ugly your dog won't even play with you

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shoot me an email to

shoot me an email to discuss-

slade@uglybassplayer.com

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Tue, 06/08/2010 - 7:18pm

silverSurfer

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Audio Player

slade wrote:

shoot me an email to discuss-

slade@uglybassplayer.com

Email sent

Cheers

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Wed, 06/23/2010 - 6:32am

DDanDevious

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You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

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awww im so down to make some

awww im so down to make some videos for the video section... How to jump off of stuff and how to look cool playing are

at the top of my to do list. but really a video lesson section from the Uglies would be sweeeeet.

rock.

DDD

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Sun, 01/02/2011 - 1:12am

bassdemon53

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You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

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wonder if I can still make

wonder if I can still make the ugly cut? lol

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 3:11pm

swstraight

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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

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I may not be able to play

I may not be able to play very good, due to my MS and not that smart either, but, in the last week have bought 3 basses. The wife only knows of one.

hmmm....now how to get out of this situation with the wifey and keep all 3 basses.

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 8:47pm

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arcadecalgary

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You’re so ugly, you make onions cry.

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hey least your playing

hey least your playing brother, best thing to do with the basses is keep em out of sight for a few months , then when she does notice , say what these old things , had em for years , buddys have been playing them , figured id get em back and polish them up a bit works for me every time

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Fri, 01/21/2011 - 11:26pm

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Big Bottom

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My wife just said mercy and

My wife just said mercy and gave up on me...sometimes it pays to be a lost cause lol

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Sat, 01/22/2011 - 11:48am

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Bare Handed

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You're so ugly, when you stuck your head out the car window, you got arrested for mooning!

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I'll volunteer

I wouldn't do this for just anybody, SWS but, for you, I'm going to offer storage space for any of the basses your wife might find right here at my house. And, because I'm such a caring person, I'll even come down to your place and pick them up.

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Mon, 01/24/2011 - 1:03pm

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Fenderman

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No pics

swstraight wrote:

I may not be able to play very good, due to my MS and not that smart either, but, in the last week have bought 3 basses. The wife only knows of one.

hmmm....now how to get out of this situation with the wifey and keep all 3 basses.

No pics, no wifey.

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Sat, 02/12/2011 - 8:57pm

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swstraight

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You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

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pics

Fenderman wrote:

swstraight wrote:

I may not be able to play very good, due to my MS and not that smart either, but, in the last week have bought 3 basses. The wife only knows of one.

hmmm....now how to get out of this situation with the wifey and keep all 3 basses.

No pics, no wifey.

ok, heres the pics...I actually bought 4 but one was for parts only....

Washburn Lyon

Aria Pro II other one was same but broke neck and white, using for parts

Lace Helix..SWEET.......

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Thu, 03/24/2011 - 2:01pm

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